Tata dealers and showrooms in Muzaffarnagar ... - Midas Motor

A couple months ago I got new tires at Midas, the mechanic called me back and showed me this, the guys who worked on the car the month before never bolted the engine back down to my car, so for 1 month, I was driving around with 1/4 of my motor not bolted down.

A couple months ago I got new tires at Midas, the mechanic called me back and showed me this, the guys who worked on the car the month before never bolted the engine back down to my car, so for 1 month, I was driving around with 1/4 of my motor not bolted down. submitted by JClementsfan51 to Justrolledintotheshop [link] [comments]

Car needs a new motor after Midas looks at it twice.

Took my car in because it was idling rough. They said it would need spark plugs. That was it. They did provide a free visual courtesy check as well. Started it up and sat for a minute. It was still idling rough. It was low on gas so I thought that was the issue. I put $20 in gas and tried to start it. It wouldn't start. I called Midas back and they had 2 techs come and look at it. They didn't get it going again and said to have it towed back to the shop and to tell the tow company to bill it to them (Midas) but if they (tow company) wouldn't bill it they (Midas) would pay me back. So I called the tow company and when I said bill it to Midas, he immediately stopped me and said Midas knows it can't be billed to Midas by a customer. So I had to pay for it to be towed. Luckily I had just enough.
So today comes and now they call and say it needs a new motor! How is that possible? From a simple spark plug to now a new motor? How is that even possible?
This sounds very sketchy! Is there anything that can be done? I'm broke and without a car! Please help.
Edit: I'm going there now because they still have my car. What can I do or say?
Edit: Thanks to everyone thus far. I will reply to everyone when I can. For now, Midas has quoted me around $2000 to replace the head gasket. I will try my best to find an independent mechanic because that's where everyone is pointing me to.
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Car needs a new motor after I took it to Midas

I need to talk about Midas and money. What subreddit should I use? Thank you.
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How many types of motor oil and/or oil filters does Jiffy Lube, Midas, etc. have on site for the various cars that come in?

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Dark secrets for rivals - my ideas

  1. Osana Najimi - her dark secret is an online rant she wrote about how clingy and annoying Raibaru is. She didn't use real names in her rant but she included enough information for people to realise it's about Raibaru. This would ruin their friendship and damage Osana's reputation.
  2. Muja Kina - she isn't clumsy because it's cute. She has a disease that affects her motor skills and that makes her clumsy. However, she needs the job, so she tries to hide it. Revealing her secret would get her fired.
  3. Mida Rana - she has an affair with a married man (maybe the mayor or some other local politician), maybe she's even pregnant. Revealing her secret would damage her (and school's) reputation and she would quit her job.
  4. Osoro Shidesu - she killed someone and let another person take the blame for it. Revealing her secret would get her arrested.
  5. Megami Saikou - she was absent for so long because she had a severe mental breakdown because of the pressure of being the heir of her family's company.
Tell me what you think! I didn't have any concrete ideas for the other five rivals but if I do come up with something I'll make another post.
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Your Mom Suffers From A Chronic Case of Dick Sparkle, But I Didn't Know "How" To Tell You

TLDR: MIL Ruined Family; OP Didn't Know How To Tell Wife!
I have three superpowers. Actually, I may have more, but these particular three are prevalent.
  1. I have the unique ability to give "Zero Fucks"
  2. I can hold a grudge as if it was the last dollar to my name
  3. I have doctorate in Revenge from the Fuckery University (FU)
I actually graduate Summa Cum Laude from FU, but I enough about me. I remember a joke my grandfather once told me, and boy is it fucking true. What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Nobody goes fucking looking for in-laws. The joke was funny, but it did not apply to me, at least not initially. I thought I had won the in-law lottery. They were blue collar workers, and they were both awesome. There was no awkward, "I'm the guy that wants to put a crib-midget in your daughter" moments. I was immediately welcomed into the family with open arms. It was so awesome. I thought the lady birthed me after the conclusion of my first visit. Sure, it was an awkward conversation when I told the lady that raised me I had, "after all these years", finally found my birth mother. But I was at home with my new mom.
I should mention that I am a corporate headhunter in the United States military. The in-laws were not overly excited that I was taking their first born human away from home, but they fully supported us. I still look at my gorgeous wife and wonder how I successfully lured her into marriage. Maybe I oversold and under-delivered the luxuries of Army-life? Dear Read, I married up in both beauty and intelligence!
My wife and I were away for nearly ten years by the time we returned home. We had successfully welcomed two growing humans into the world. Our oldest was in the proto-human stage (6 YO), and our youngest was still a crib-midget (2 YO) and a master of chaos. Then something that rarely ever happens to Soldiers had just happened to me. I had luckily landed an assignment that was in close proximity to where I claim to be home (Army Brat). There was considerable debate on "where" to live, but we ultimately decided to live in our hometown, and I would commute an hour to work. However, we were not prepared for the chaos of having two sets of grandparents around, but at least we were home.
DICK SPARKLE
Dick Sparkle? I know, "What the fuck are you talking about OP?" Dick Sparkle is a fancy way of saying a particular women is on the hunt for a wang-a-ma-thang (Penis). By no means am I saying that women are whores, or beneath men. They are not! There are far more men with Pussy Sparkle than women with Dick Sparkle. There can be complications with this particular diagnoses though. Specifically, being married, and having said sparkle for a person that is not your spouse. Well, Mother-in-Law (MIL) clearly had the sparkle.
I didn't see the gleam in her eyes initially. However, it started to become more evident the more time we spent with her. It started with small things. Excuses to leave the house for normal errands is typical, but it does not take four hours to get milk from Walmart. Whatever though! The thing that peaked my interest was her overly protective behavior with her phone. Think of a helicopter-mom with a dab of honey badger and fire ants. Got it? Well, now multiply that shit by infinity and you will be halfway there.
The phone was unsecured on the kitchen island, and the MIL was "putting her face on" in the bathroom. My wife seen that a message had just arrive and stated, "AUNTS NAME wanted to know if we can do dinner at eight instead of seven?" Dear Reader, I was not prepared. If there was a craziness speedometer, I would say she went from 25 MPH (Normal) to 761MPH (Mach One) in a nanosecond. She broke the sound barrier. I don't know if aliens exist, but I am certain extraterrestrial lifeforms could hear that crazy lady scream, "OP WIFE'S NAME! DON'T TOUCH MY PHONE. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING PHONE. MY PHONE DOES NOT CONCERN YOU" Wow! I just look at my wife and mouth, "What the fuck?"
FAST FORWARD ONE YEAR
I was never actively on the hunt for information. I just observed and kept my opinions to myself. Then the following happened. It was just before six in the morning, and I got a phone call from my MIL. This was NOT NORMAL. She is crying and simply asks for me and WIFE'S NAME to not be angry with her. I don't exactly do well with the crying people. I immediately have my suspicious about the reasoning behind the phone call, but I thought better to ask, "Why MIL? Did you get caught on your epic quest for other dick?" (Sorry, but I think/talk like this occasionally) I used my better judgement though. I simply told her that we would figure this out, and that I was late for work. Click. I hung up. I don't know what Pandora's box looks like, but I know better to open that shit on the phone.
I then called my wife. I had to prep the objective. I was at a loss though. I could not tell her what I actually suspected. I went with the, "Hey babe. You mom called me, and I think you should give her a call." I was angry though. I had teeth marks on my tongue. I wanted to say, "Hey babe. I think your mom is a huge cock-monger and on the verge of crippling the image of your family you hold so dear." I knew I needed to be her rock, but I am a vengeful fucking rock. The kind of rock that cracks your windshield.
We can't have cellphones in the building I worked at, and my wife didn't want to tie up my Unclassified-line. She just suffered alone, at home, until I arrived back from work. I entered the house and she was ugly crying. They type where you don't know if you should wipe the eyes of nose first. It was bad. Imagine your significant other dying in a horrible automobile accident. Oh, and image they hit your kids that were walking your family pet and everybody dies. (Humor is my coping mechanism) That is the type of devastating ugly cry we are talking about. Her world had just shattered. She was stabbed in the back by the women who raised her. But wait, it gets worse.
I have to give her mother credit. She immediately went on damage control. She was lies, lies, lies, and communist propaganda. My God! Based on my occupational work perspective I have to applaud her ability to rally support and brainwash people. I seriously believe she could convince you, the reader, to send a Facebook friend request to Hitler during her campaign. It was that good, with one minor exception, all the bad shit was aimed directly at us, FIL, and BIL. She had cannons full of hate pointed at our lives, and they fired 24-hours a day, and 7-days a week.
Here is my dilemma. If you read some of my Revenge stories and you would have a nascent understanding that I am perfectly capable of burying the needle on the fuckery-meter. I can peg that needle on nuclear-level fuckery and have zero regard for collateral damage. My wife was innocent in all of this, and me going nuclear would undoubtedly hurt her. What a fucking predicament I was in! I felt like MIL ordered me a shit-sandwich and a side of piss, and then had the audacity to Super Size it. I had no choice but to eat it!
We were a very tight-knit family before. My wife's aunts on that side of the family were second mothers. Her cousins were siblings. Not anymore though. MIL managed the psychological warfare like a 20-Star General. They were fully aware the divorce was imminent. We had a different synopsis as to "why" though. We rallied behind FIL because I don't think the man has ever lied in his life. Oh and because MIL was a whoring around. The other story? FIL had been beating her for years and years, and she had finally worked up the courage to get a divorce and move out. I had never seen a bruise or scratch on her body. If FIL was beating her, he was absolutely masterful with a sock full of oranges.
THEN SHIT GOT UGLY (I know! It's okay to laugh.)
I had just lost a MIL. I frankly didn't care much. My children lost the same, but they totally cared. My poor wife lost an entire family, extended family, and the precious childhood memories were now tainted. MIL had the "Midas Touch," but instead of gold, she turned everything she touched into shit! We were excommunicated from any family function. The wife was blocked on all Social Media. We were horrible people because we backed a He-Man Women Hater. Then she accused us of borrowing more than $20,000 bucks and never paying her back. We, my family, was the reason she was now desolate. The fuck?
I was ready to fight, but my loving wife didn't want to rock-the-boat. She was getting shit-on each day, but she didn't want to hurt her mother. Meanwhile, hurting people is actually in my job description. I excel at hurting people. My love for my wife acted like shock-collar. I wanted to take my bite, but I didn't want to get jolted by the women I love. I got burned by MIL. She was now persona non grata (PNG) from my life . Frankly, I don't give a shit if she was family. I am stubborn enough to pull a Phill Collins and watch you drown, and not care a single bit. My wife is at the other end of the niceness spectrum though. I was handcuffed because I loved my wife, and the image my crib-midget and developing mini-human had of their beloved grandma needed to be protected for their sake.
I wanted to write a letter to "the sisters", and provide verifiable proof. I borrowed money? My bank account number is four digits. I have been with them for 20-years. They were more than willing to help me dispute this accusation. I called the bank and had them send me a complete roll-up of each time "I" transferred money to their account. Would you look at that! We have transferred just under $17, 670 dollars to their account. We never asked for a single cent back. We were doing well, and they were not. I was the reason she had power, water, a pretty truck, and fucking gas to drive it. I could certainly send this out to combat some of the rumors. I was stopped dead in my tracks though. My wife informed me that my FIL was unaware that we were the reason they were staying afloat.
The longer they were separated the more we learn. Nothing good either. The MIL refinanced the house. Forged some signatures. The MIL took out credit cards in FILs name. They were buried in debt and FIL was none-the-wiser. He never dealt with the finances. He just brought home a paycheck, got a case a beer each week, and didn't really require anything else. She lived in a glass house. I had so many fucking rocks, but love made me arm-less. I hated being arm-less, it was so hard to give bear-hugs!
Thankfully I went to an Assessment and Selection for a different military Unit. They fucked up and accepted me, and we were about the leave the craziness behind us. Fuck them all. The packers were at the house getting everything boxed up. Then my wife got a phone call from Kelly's (6 YO/Mini-Human) teacher. She was disappointed that Kelly was leaving, but wanted to drop off his handmade Christmas ornament and card before we departed.
OP: Who was that babe?
Wife: Kelly's teacher. She said she dropped off his Christmas projects in our mail box. (LONG PAUSE). Fuck.
OP: What?
Wife: She said she dropped it in our mailbox. We used my parents address to enroll him in school when we arrived because we did not have a house yet. She fucking dropped it off there I bet.
The in-laws lived no more than 200-meters away. It didn't feel like a simple drive to the house that time. There was one major road we had to cross. That road might-as-well had been the fucking Berlin Wall. We were taking a day-trip to East Germany. We had arrived in front of the enemies house in mere minutes. The motor was running in the event we had to retrograde. The wife slowly went to the front porch, like a damn ninja, and opened the mail box. The dead-drop was a bust though. The package was in the hands of the enemy. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.
We got a text by the time we got home. The MIL was aware of our presence at the house. My wife is now a shitty ninja. The MIL was playing petty fuck-fuck games now.
MIL TEXT: I got Kelly's Christmas ornament and letter. YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT BACK UNLESS I GET TO SEE THE BOYS BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
Wife: What should I do?
The wife knew I was angry. However, I was clam and as smooth as butter.
OP: What? Let me see your phone so I can read it again.
The wife must have briefly thought I had not interpreted the message. I lured her into my trap. She foolishly gave me the cellphone. (Cue Evil Laugh) Ha-ha-ha! You are about to read the actual text, verbatim!
OP (Texting on wife's phone): FUCK YOU BITCH. EAT A 8======D. Oh. It's not a fucking shovel!
Oops. The wife now realizes her error. My outer-shell screams gunfighter. I have a full-sleeve of family and military tattoos. I have an athletic build. However, my brain is only semi-capable of adulting, and those moments are strictly reserved for work and meeting the wife's friends. This was not one of those moments, and I had her cellphone.
MIL (Texting): I know this is you OP'S NAME. (I'm a shitty ninja now too.)
OP (Texting): Holding the Christmas gift from Kelly hostage is classy MIL'S NAME. You're a real class-act. How about this? You act like a decent human and give the card back, or I promise the next time we see you will be at your funeral! Your move!
We are currently without the handmade Christmas decoration Kelly made in second grade. I have looked on Etsy and Amazon, but none of the decorations scream "2nd Grade Noodle-Art Quality". Sadly, our collection of cinnamon-smelling school-art Christmas decorations will never be complete. I hope baby Jesus isn't angry with us.
We eventually moved more than a thousand miles away. No amount of distance allowed us to escape the drama though. Wife's childhood house was now sold, and MIL moved in with, "not-the-guy-she-was-fucking-for-the-past-ten-years." I am pretty sure it was the guy she was fucking though. The now ex-wife of her "new" boyfriend was also pretty sure MIL was the lady he was fucking for ten years too. The printed screen shots of his cellphone detail his post-romp satisfaction. Maybe they were not fucking. I don't know, I am not a rock scientist.
THE NUCLEAR BOMB
I was currently in a six-month training course. I was really, really enjoying life. Then I came home to a shotgun blast to my feel-good parts.
Wife: Hey babe. How was work?
OP: Great. We actually learned to....
Wife: I have something to tell you.
I have been house trained by now. I recognized the tone in her voice. I know nothing good is going to come after that statement. No, "We're going to Disneyland" or "We won the lottery." I knew my emotions were about to get shit on. But no amount of toilet paper or flushable wet wipes (I said "flushable" you sewage conscious peeps.) would have prepared me for the the shit-storm.
Wife: My mom has cancer. She is dying...(Inaudible crying.)
OP BRAIN: Fuck yeah! Serves you right. Wait. No? Should I be sad? NO! Maybe act sad? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I consoled my wife. It was the only thing I knew was right. I hated MIL with every fiber of my being for what she did to my wife. My wife took the brunt of all MIL's wrath, and MILs sisters and grown "adult" cousins followed lockstep. The blissfully vengeful teenage child in my wanted to say, "This is great news, and then order Chinese for dinner." I was conflicted. I knew my wife was going to suffer, and nothing was going to stop that from happening. I knew I would console my wife any and every time she needed a rock, but truth be told, I was happy MILs expiration date was approaching. She would at least be out of our lives.
The diagnoses was final. She had a less than fiver percent chance of survival; she was going to die. It was not because this specific type of cancer was unbeatable either. It's because she sat on her ass when she was initially told; THE YEAR PRIOR.
Investigation Discovery "Doctor Talk Edition" Dramatization (That means this didn't happen exactly as I am about to describe it. Just mostly. I think.)
Doctor: I am sorry, but you have cancer. The good news is that this particular cancer is very treatable, and the survival rate is very, very, very high.
MIL: Oh. What happens if I don't tell anyone about it? Will it go away?
Doctor: Yeah, probably not. In fact, you'll likely die.
MIL: Well then. I have made my decision.
Doctor: Great. I will notify Dr. Caner B. Gone, and refer you to Cancer Killer Memorial Hospital.
MIL: No. I'd prefer to sit on my ass for a year, watch Oprah reruns, and cure myself.
Doctor: BLANK STARE!
Dear Reader, I am not totally certain that's how it played out, but I most certainly got the beginning (MIL has cancer) and ending (Cancer would reduce her shelf-life) correct. There is no disputing that. But I assume I am mostly correct.
My wife was conflicted with the news. She was still so angry with her mother. Her mother betrayed her trust, exiled her from friends and family, and then told her she was going to die of cancer. My wife had plenty of reasons to be angry with MIL. The icing on the cake? MIL then outright told my wife, "You need to just forgive me because I am dying." Really?
I know what some of you are thinking. But she's dying!?! Would you say that if she was Hitler? Not proportionally realistic? She was an emotional-Hitler. I cannot accurately articulate how much this destroyed my wife, and her perception of family. You can't superglue that shit back together. Furthermore, she didn't even apologize. She just wanted to be forgiven. The audacity of this lady was enormous. She may not be Hitler to other people, but she was one step above him in my book.
These conversations became my wife's new normal. My wife would talk to her mother weekly. My wife is a medical professional, and she affirmed what the doctors told MIL, and provided advice. My wife listened. She cried. She set her emotional resentment aside, and cared for, "the lady that raised me. Not this shell of a women." My wife is only 4'11 "and three-quarters" but she chose to be the bigger person. I would not budge regarding my feelings, but I was so unbelievable proud of my wife. I envy the amount of courage she had/has.
The fuckery didn't end there though. MIL became more of monster with each tick of her life-clock. She was slowly losing the will to live, but hate and anger would fill that void. Slowly, and one-by-one, the aunts started to call the wife again. That "shell of a lady" was starting to show her true colors to the people she relied on now. They said, and I quote, "I'm so sorry we didn't believe you WIFE'S NAME. Your mother is bat-shit-crazy." My wife is loving; forgive and forget type. Not me! I am the asshole that collects, and if you don't pay up, I will be the asshole who shows up at your door to break your fingers. "A Lannister always pays his debts." They were the Lannister's and I was coming to collect.
The weekly phone calls continued. The MIL worked up the courage to now make demands. She ordered the wife to allow her to talk to the boys at her leisure. We were also to start making bi-weekly trips home, with the boys, to spend time with her. Just a 2,000 mile round-trip bi-weekly. Cool! We were also strongly encouraged to send large sums of money in order to facilitate her need to go shopping. Shopping! She now had a second-wind and was incredulous to the fact that she was dying. "Fuck you cancer. I've decided to live and spend the majority of my time at Kohls and Victoria's Secret."
I applaud the mental resilience she displayed. She was still a bitch to my wife, but at least she had finally decided to beat cancer. My wife knew the time was coming though. The signs were written on the wall, in bold. My wife started to make trips back home. Her mom was still an ornery bitch, and acted as if my wife was at her beck-and-call. My loving wife chalked the bitchiness up to the, "I'm about to die soon anger." My wife was always sweet and kind to her mother. My wife was Snow White, and MIL was...whatever that other bitch's name is.
I eventually budged allowing the kids to talk to grandma on the phone. I explained to MIL that this was not for her. It was solely for my children. So they continue to have that positive mental image of the grandma we use to know. It was a privilege for her, something that could easily be taken away. I also budged on the physical no-contact order, and encouraged the wife to take the children to see their grandmother. The humans were curious. They wanted to know why we were angry with grandma. I typically believe honesty is the best policy, but this was not a time to be honest. Yes! I wanted to say, "Well son, grandma is a homewrecker. She buried FIL in debt, and was sleeping with a family friend for nearly ten years. Oh. By the way, grandma is dying. Have fun as wrestling practice tonight." I instead with the, "Grandma was really mean to mommy, but now everything is better."
Its Time! Let's Get Ready to Funeral
They did the aforementioned "go back home" routine. It was a rinse and repeat process. I was typically traveling for work, and I really had no desire to see the lady. Not unless she apologized to my wife. That never came, and neither did I. Not until it was "the end." I was deployed for work, but I made my way back home. She was still alive, and the last words I said to her were, "I forgive you for what you did to my wife. All she wanted from you was an apology." She didn't utter a word. She was alive, but her response was silent.
The entire family was around. I don't know if "this" is typical, but the entire family was at the "boyfriends" house. It seemed more like a party than anything else. The men were playing cards in one room, and the ladies were exchanging stories in the kitchen. Mostly everyone was drinking too. Maybe it's a Midwest thing, or maybe this truly confirms the, "Your side of the family is fucking crazy," saying. We were waiting for the New Years Eve ball to drop. MIL was the ball.
The MIL passed away the night I arrived in town. (I had nothing to do with it!) The funeral following pretty quickly. It again, as expected, crippled the family. My wife and the FIL were emotional train-wrecks. Now we had to plan a funeral. I was angry she couldn't find the intestinal fortitude to simply say, "I'm sorry," to my wife. She didn't even have to fucking mean it; just say it! The MIL gave me an extra kick in the nuts when I shelled out another ten grand for a funeral. It's not worth explaining the "why did OP pay," either. It just makes me more angry. I can now up that borrowed total to nearly $28,000 dollars. I don't have high hopes that she will be paying me back though.
I had the conversation with my wife last Friday. I finally worked up the courage and told her I was angry. I detailed exactly why. I didn't know what reaction I would get. I had my fingers crossed, but I typically get the, "What the fuck were you thinking" when I give the, "I need to tell you something speech." She was happy though! She was happy I got it off my chest.
OP: All the shit you just read.
Wife: (Happy tears) It's because you love me. Doesn't it feel good to let you emotions out? This is all part of your grieving process.
OP: (EXACTLY) Don't use that voodoo mumbo-jumbo talk on me lady!
Wife: I love you!
OP: I love you too. I just wanted your mom to apologize to you. It was the least you deserved. So I will apologize for MIL'S NAME. I know she loved you. I know she knows she hurt you, but I know she loved you. Now what are we going to do with that box that has 90 Victoria Secret bras in it?
Wife: Wear them?!?
OP: I don't think they will fit me and my baloney areolae's.
Wife: I know you love me babe, but stop being gross!
That's it. I had to get it off my chest. I detailed it all, but I used my PG-13 brain when talking to my wife. I went a little more R or NC-17 here. It just really pisses me off. I am not a gallant knight that came to my wife's rescue. I am a normal husband, that was just really fucking irritated because my Christmas ornament set will never be complete. She threw it away! Tossed it in the trash. That bitch wouldn't know good macaroni-art if it bit her in the ass.
Again. I just wanted to get this off my chest. I do expect a little hate mail, but I don't care. We are talking more about emotional "feels" and not physical actions. Looking back now, I am still pretty certain I wouldn't change a thing. Lastly, I would have done a better job editing, but reading it even made me angry. Not the reaction I was looking for initially.
I applaud you if you made it here. I really do. That was a long ass rant, but I am finally complete.
Cheers!
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Your Mom Suffers From A Chronic Case of Dick Sparkle, But I Didn't Know "How" To Tell You

TLDR: MIL Ruined Family; OP Didn't Know How To Tell Wife!
I have three superpowers. Actually, I may have more, but these particular three are prevalent.
  1. I have the unique ability to give "Zero Fucks"
  2. I can hold a grudge as if it was the last dollar to my name
  3. I have doctorate in Revenge from the Fuckery University (FU)
I actually graduate Summa Cum Laude from FU, but I enough about me. I remember a joke my grandfather once told me, and boy is it fucking true. What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Nobody goes fucking looking for in-laws. The joke was funny, but it did not apply to me, at least not initially. I thought I had won the in-law lottery. They were blue collar workers, and they were both awesome. There was no awkward, "I'm the guy that wants to put a crib-midget in your daughter" moments. I was immediately welcomed into the family with open arms. It was so awesome. I thought the lady birthed me after the conclusion of my first visit. Sure, it was an awkward conversation when I told the lady that raised me I had, "after all these years", finally found my birth mother. But I was at home with my new mom.
I should mention that I am a corporate headhunter in the United States military. The in-laws were not overly excited that I was taking their first born human away from home, but they fully supported us. I still look at my gorgeous wife and wonder how I successfully lured her into marriage. Maybe I oversold and under-delivered the luxuries of Army-life? Dear Read, I married up in both beauty and intelligence!
My wife and I were away for nearly ten years by the time we returned home. We had successfully welcomed two growing humans into the world. Our oldest was in the proto-human stage (6 YO), and our youngest was still a crib-midget (2 YO) and a master of chaos. Then something that rarely ever happens to Soldiers had just happened to me. I had luckily landed an assignment that was in close proximity to where I claim to be home (Army Brat). There was considerable debate on "where" to live, but we ultimately decided to live in our hometown, and I would commute an hour to work. However, we were not prepared for the chaos of having two sets of grandparents around, but at least we were home.
DICK SPARKLE
Dick Sparkle? I know, "What the fuck are you talking about OP?" Dick Sparkle is a fancy way of saying a particular women is on the hunt for a wang-a-ma-thang (Penis). By no means am I saying that women are whores, or beneath men. They are not! There are far more men with Pussy Sparkle than women with Dick Sparkle. There can be complications with this particular diagnoses though. Specifically, being married, and having said sparkle for a person that is not your spouse. Well, Mother-in-Law (MIL) clearly had the sparkle.
I didn't see the gleam in her eyes initially. However, it started to become more evident the more time we spent with her. It started with small things. Excuses to leave the house for normal errands is typical, but it does not take four hours to get milk from Walmart. Whatever though! The thing that peaked my interest was her overly protective behavior with her phone. Think of a helicopter-mom with a dab of honey badger and fire ants. Got it? Well, now multiply that shit by infinity and you will be halfway there.
The phone was unsecured on the kitchen island, and the MIL was "putting her face on" in the bathroom. My wife seen that a message had just arrive and stated, "AUNTS NAME wanted to know if we can do dinner at eight instead of seven?" Dear Reader, I was not prepared. If there was a craziness speedometer, I would say she went from 25 MPH (Normal) to 761MPH (Mach One) in a nanosecond. She broke the sound barrier. I don't know if aliens exist, but I am certain extraterrestrial lifeforms could hear that crazy lady scream, "OP WIFE'S NAME! DON'T TOUCH MY PHONE. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING PHONE. MY PHONE DOES NOT CONCERN YOU" Wow! I just look at my wife and mouth, "What the fuck?"
FAST FORWARD ONE YEAR
I was never actively on the hunt for information. I just observed and kept my opinions to myself. Then the following happened. It was just before six in the morning, and I got a phone call from my MIL. This was NOT NORMAL. She is crying and simply asks for me and WIFE'S NAME to not be angry with her. I don't exactly do well with the crying people. I immediately have my suspicious about the reasoning behind the phone call, but I thought better to ask, "Why MIL? Did you get caught on your epic quest for other dick?" (Sorry, but I think/talk like this occasionally) I used my better judgement though. I simply told her that we would figure this out, and that I was late for work. Click. I hung up. I don't know what Pandora's box looks like, but I know better to open that shit on the phone.
I then called my wife. I had to prep the objective. I was at a loss though. I could not tell her what I actually suspected. I went with the, "Hey babe. You mom called me, and I think you should give her a call." I was angry though. I had teeth marks on my tongue. I wanted to say, "Hey babe. I think your mom is a huge cock-monger and on the verge of crippling the image of your family you hold so dear." I knew I needed to be her rock, but I am a vengeful fucking rock. The kind of rock that cracks your windshield.
We can't have cellphones in the building I worked at, and my wife didn't want to tie up my Unclassified-line. She just suffered alone, at home, until I arrived back from work. I entered the house and she was ugly crying. They type where you don't know if you should wipe the eyes of nose first. It was bad. Imagine your significant other dying in a horrible automobile accident. Oh, and image they hit your kids that were walking your family pet and everybody dies. (Humor is my coping mechanism) That is the type of devastating ugly cry we are talking about. Her world had just shattered. She was stabbed in the back by the women who raised her. But wait, it gets worse.
I have to give her mother credit. She immediately went on damage control. She was lies, lies, lies, and communist propaganda. My God! Based on my occupational work perspective I have to applaud her ability to rally support and brainwash people. I seriously believe she could convince you, the reader, to send a Facebook friend request to Hitler during her campaign. It was that good, with one minor exception, all the bad shit was aimed directly at us, FIL, and BIL. She had cannons full of hate pointed at our lives, and they fired 24-hours a day, and 7-days a week.
Here is my dilemma. If you read some of my Revenge stories and you would have a nascent understanding that I am perfectly capable of burying the needle on the fuckery-meter. I can peg that needle on nuclear-level fuckery and have zero regard for collateral damage. My wife was innocent in all of this, and me going nuclear would undoubtedly hurt her. What a fucking predicament I was in! I felt like MIL ordered me a shit-sandwich and a side of piss, and then had the audacity to Super Size it. I had no choice but to eat it!
We were a very tight-knit family before. My wife's aunts on that side of the family were second mothers. Her cousins were siblings. Not anymore though. MIL managed the psychological warfare like a 20-Star General. They were fully aware the divorce was imminent. We had a different synopsis as to "why" though. We rallied behind FIL because I don't think the man has ever lied in his life. Oh and because MIL was a whoring around. The other story? FIL had been beating her for years and years, and she had finally worked up the courage to get a divorce and move out. I had never seen a bruise or scratch on her body. If FIL was beating her, he was absolutely masterful with a sock full of oranges.
THEN SHIT GOT UGLY (I know! It's okay to laugh.)
I had just lost a MIL. I frankly didn't care much. My children lost the same, but they totally cared. My poor wife lost an entire family, extended family, and the precious childhood memories were now tainted. MIL had the "Midas Touch," but instead of gold, she turned everything she touched into shit! We were excommunicated from any family function. The wife was blocked on all Social Media. We were horrible people because we backed a He-Man Women Hater. Then she accused us of borrowing more than $20,000 bucks and never paying her back. We, my family, was the reason she was now desolate. The fuck?
I was ready to fight, but my loving wife didn't want to rock-the-boat. She was getting shit-on each day, but she didn't want to hurt her mother. Meanwhile, hurting people is actually in my job description. I excel at hurting people. My love for my wife acted like shock-collar. I wanted to take my bite, but I didn't want to get jolted by the women I love. I got burned by MIL. She was now persona non grata (PNG) from my life . Frankly, I don't give a shit if she was family. I am stubborn enough to pull a Phill Collins and watch you drown, and not care a single bit. My wife is at the other end of the niceness spectrum though. I was handcuffed because I loved my wife, and the image my crib-midget and developing mini-human had of their beloved grandma needed to be protected for their sake.
I wanted to write a letter to "the sisters", and provide verifiable proof. I borrowed money? My bank account number is four digits. I have been with them for 20-years. They were more than willing to help me dispute this accusation. I called the bank and had them send me a complete roll-up of each time "I" transferred money to their account. Would you look at that! We have transferred just under $17, 670 dollars to their account. We never asked for a single cent back. We were doing well, and they were not. I was the reason she had power, water, a pretty truck, and fucking gas to drive it. I could certainly send this out to combat some of the rumors. I was stopped dead in my tracks though. My wife informed me that my FIL was unaware that we were the reason they were staying afloat.
The longer they were separated the more we learn. Nothing good either. The MIL refinanced the house. Forged some signatures. The MIL took out credit cards in FILs name. They were buried in debt and FIL was none-the-wiser. He never dealt with the finances. He just brought home a paycheck, got a case a beer each week, and didn't really require anything else. She lived in a glass house. I had so many fucking rocks, but love made me arm-less. I hated being arm-less, it was so hard to give bear-hugs!
Thankfully I went to an Assessment and Selection for a different military Unit. They fucked up and accepted me, and we were about the leave the craziness behind us. Fuck them all. The packers were at the house getting everything boxed up. Then my wife got a phone call from Kelly's (6 YO/Mini-Human) teacher. She was disappointed that Kelly was leaving, but wanted to drop off his handmade Christmas ornament and card before we departed.
OP: Who was that babe?
Wife: Kelly's teacher. She said she dropped off his Christmas projects in our mail box. (LONG PAUSE). Fuck.
OP: What?
Wife: She said she dropped it in our mailbox. We used my parents address to enroll him in school when we arrived because we did not have a house yet. She fucking dropped it off there I bet.
The in-laws lived no more than 200-meters away. It didn't feel like a simple drive to the house that time. There was one major road we had to cross. That road might-as-well had been the fucking Berlin Wall. We were taking a day-trip to East Germany. We had arrived in front of the enemies house in mere minutes. The motor was running in the event we had to retrograde. The wife slowly went to the front porch, like a damn ninja, and opened the mail box. The dead-drop was a bust though. The package was in the hands of the enemy. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.
We got a text by the time we got home. The MIL was aware of our presence at the house. My wife is now a shitty ninja. The MIL was playing petty fuck-fuck games now.
MIL TEXT: I got Kelly's Christmas ornament and letter. YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT BACK UNLESS I GET TO SEE THE BOYS BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
Wife: What should I do?
The wife knew I was angry. However, I was clam and as smooth as butter.
OP: What? Let me see your phone so I can read it again.
The wife must have briefly thought I had not interpreted the message. I lured her into my trap. She foolishly gave me the cellphone. (Cue Evil Laugh) Ha-ha-ha! You are about to read the actual text, verbatim!
OP (Texting on wife's phone): FUCK YOU BITCH. EAT A 8======D. Oh. It's not a fucking shovel!
Oops. The wife now realizes her error. My outer-shell screams gunfighter. I have a full-sleeve of family and military tattoos. I have an athletic build. However, my brain is only semi-capable of adulting, and those moments are strictly reserved for work and meeting the wife's friends. This was not one of those moments, and I had her cellphone.
MIL (Texting): I know this is you OP'S NAME. (I'm a shitty ninja now too.)
OP (Texting): Holding the Christmas gift from Kelly hostage is classy MIL'S NAME. You're a real class-act. How about this? You act like a decent human and give the card back, or I promise the next time we see you will be at your funeral! Your move!
We are currently without the handmade Christmas decoration Kelly made in second grade. I have looked on Etsy and Amazon, but none of the decorations scream "2nd Grade Noodle-Art Quality". Sadly, our collection of cinnamon-smelling school-art Christmas decorations will never be complete. I hope baby Jesus isn't angry with us.
We eventually moved more than a thousand miles away. No amount of distance allowed us to escape the drama though. Wife's childhood house was now sold, and MIL moved in with, "not-the-guy-she-was-fucking-for-the-past-ten-years." I am pretty sure it was the guy she was fucking though. The now ex-wife of her "new" boyfriend was also pretty sure MIL was the lady he was fucking for ten years too. The printed screen shots of his cellphone detail his post-romp satisfaction. Maybe they were not fucking. I don't know, I am not a rock scientist.
THE NUCLEAR BOMB
I was currently in a six-month training course. I was really, really enjoying life. Then I came home to a shotgun blast to my feel-good parts.
Wife: Hey babe. How was work?
OP: Great. We actually learned to....
Wife: I have something to tell you.
I have been house trained by now. I recognized the tone in her voice. I know nothing good is going to come after that statement. No, "We're going to Disneyland" or "We won the lottery." I knew my emotions were about to get shit on. But no amount of toilet paper or flushable wet wipes (I said "flushable" you sewage conscious peeps.) would have prepared me for the the shit-storm.
Wife: My mom has cancer. She is dying...(Inaudible crying.)
OP BRAIN: Fuck yeah! Serves you right. Wait. No? Should I be sad? NO! Maybe act sad? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I consoled my wife. It was the only thing I knew was right. I hated MIL with every fiber of my being for what she did to my wife. My wife took the brunt of all MIL's wrath, and MILs sisters and grown "adult" cousins followed lockstep. The blissfully vengeful teenage child in my wanted to say, "This is great news, and then order Chinese for dinner." I was conflicted. I knew my wife was going to suffer, and nothing was going to stop that from happening. I knew I would console my wife any and every time she needed a rock, but truth be told, I was happy MILs expiration date was approaching. She would at least be out of our lives.
The diagnoses was final. She had a less than fiver percent chance of survival; she was going to die. It was not because this specific type of cancer was unbeatable either. It's because she sat on her ass when she was initially told; THE YEAR PRIOR.
Investigation Discovery "Doctor Talk Edition" Dramatization (That means this didn't happen exactly as I am about to describe it. Just mostly. I think.)
Doctor: I am sorry, but you have cancer. The good news is that this particular cancer is very treatable, and the survival rate is very, very, very high.
MIL: Oh. What happens if I don't tell anyone about it? Will it go away?
Doctor: Yeah, probably not. In fact, you'll likely die.
MIL: Well then. I have made my decision.
Doctor: Great. I will notify Dr. Caner B. Gone, and refer you to Cancer Killer Memorial Hospital.
MIL: No. I'd prefer to sit on my ass for a year, watch Oprah reruns, and cure myself.
Doctor: BLANK STARE!
Dear Reader, I am not totally certain that's how it played out, but I most certainly got the beginning (MIL has cancer) and ending (Cancer would reduce her shelf-life) correct. There is no disputing that. But I assume I am mostly correct.
My wife was conflicted with the news. She was still so angry with her mother. Her mother betrayed her trust, exiled her from friends and family, and then told her she was going to die of cancer. My wife had plenty of reasons to be angry with MIL. The icing on the cake? MIL then outright told my wife, "You need to just forgive me because I am dying." Really?
I know what some of you are thinking. But she's dying!?! Would you say that if she was Hitler? Not proportionally realistic? She was an emotional-Hitler. I cannot accurately articulate how much this destroyed my wife, and her perception of family. You can't superglue that shit back together. Furthermore, she didn't even apologize. She just wanted to be forgiven. The audacity of this lady was enormous. She may not be Hitler to other people, but she was one step above him in my book.
These conversations became my wife's new normal. My wife would talk to her mother weekly. My wife is a medical professional, and she affirmed what the doctors told MIL, and provided advice. My wife listened. She cried. She set her emotional resentment aside, and cared for, "the lady that raised me. Not this shell of a women." My wife is only 4'11 "and three-quarters" but she chose to be the bigger person. I would not budge regarding my feelings, but I was so unbelievable proud of my wife. I envy the amount of courage she had/has.
The fuckery didn't end there though. MIL became more of monster with each tick of her life-clock. She was slowly losing the will to live, but hate and anger would fill that void. Slowly, and one-by-one, the aunts started to call the wife again. That "shell of a lady" was starting to show her true colors to the people she relied on now. They said, and I quote, "I'm so sorry we didn't believe you WIFE'S NAME. Your mother is bat-shit-crazy." My wife is loving; forgive and forget type. Not me! I am the asshole that collects, and if you don't pay up, I will be the asshole who shows up at your door to break your fingers. "A Lannister always pays his debts." They were the Lannister's and I was coming to collect.
The weekly phone calls continued. The MIL worked up the courage to now make demands. She ordered the wife to allow her to talk to the boys at her leisure. We were also to start making bi-weekly trips home, with the boys, to spend time with her. Just a 2,000 mile round-trip bi-weekly. Cool! We were also strongly encouraged to send large sums of money in order to facilitate her need to go shopping. Shopping! She now had a second-wind and was incredulous to the fact that she was dying. "Fuck you cancer. I've decided to live and spend the majority of my time at Kohls and Victoria's Secret."
I applaud the mental resilience she displayed. She was still a bitch to my wife, but at least she had finally decided to beat cancer. My wife knew the time was coming though. The signs were written on the wall, in bold. My wife started to make trips back home. Her mom was still an ornery bitch, and acted as if my wife was at her beck-and-call. My loving wife chalked the bitchiness up to the, "I'm about to die soon anger." My wife was always sweet and kind to her mother. My wife was Snow White, and MIL was...whatever that other bitch's name is.
I eventually budged allowing the kids to talk to grandma on the phone. I explained to MIL that this was not for her. It was solely for my children. So they continue to have that positive mental image of the grandma we use to know. It was a privilege for her, something that could easily be taken away. I also budged on the physical no-contact order, and encouraged the wife to take the children to see their grandmother. The humans were curious. They wanted to know why we were angry with grandma. I typically believe honesty is the best policy, but this was not a time to be honest. Yes! I wanted to say, "Well son, grandma is a homewrecker. She buried FIL in debt, and was sleeping with a family friend for nearly ten years. Oh. By the way, grandma is dying. Have fun as wrestling practice tonight." I instead with the, "Grandma was really mean to mommy, but now everything is better."
Its Time! Let's Get Ready to Funeral
They did the aforementioned "go back home" routine. It was a rinse and repeat process. I was typically traveling for work, and I really had no desire to see the lady. Not unless she apologized to my wife. That never came, and neither did I. Not until it was "the end." I was deployed for work, but I made my way back home. She was still alive, and the last words I said to her were, "I forgive you for what you did to my wife. All she wanted from you was an apology." She didn't utter a word. She was alive, but her response was silent.
The entire family was around. I don't know if "this" is typical, but the entire family was at the "boyfriends" house. It seemed more like a party than anything else. The men were playing cards in one room, and the ladies were exchanging stories in the kitchen. Mostly everyone was drinking too. Maybe it's a Midwest thing, or maybe this truly confirms the, "Your side of the family is fucking crazy," saying. We were waiting for the New Years Eve ball to drop. MIL was the ball.
The MIL passed away the night I arrived in town. (I had nothing to do with it!) The funeral following pretty quickly. It again, as expected, crippled the family. My wife and the FIL were emotional train-wrecks. Now we had to plan a funeral. I was angry she couldn't find the intestinal fortitude to simply say, "I'm sorry," to my wife. She didn't even have to fucking mean it; just say it! The MIL gave me an extra kick in the nuts when I shelled out another ten grand for a funeral. It's not worth explaining the "why did OP pay," either. It just makes me more angry. I can now up that borrowed total to nearly $28,000 dollars. I don't have high hopes that she will be paying me back though.
I had the conversation with my wife last Friday. I finally worked up the courage and told her I was angry. I detailed exactly why. I didn't know what reaction I would get. I had my fingers crossed, but I typically get the, "What the fuck were you thinking" when I give the, "I need to tell you something speech." She was happy though! She was happy I got it off my chest.
OP: All the shit you just read.
Wife: (Happy tears) It's because you love me. Doesn't it feel good to let you emotions out? This is all part of your grieving process.
OP: (EXACTLY) Don't use that voodoo mumbo-jumbo talk on me lady!
Wife: I love you!
OP: I love you too. I just wanted your mom to apologize to you. It was the least you deserved. So I will apologize for MIL'S NAME. I know she loved you. I know she knows she hurt you, but I know she loved you. Now what are we going to do with that box that has 90 Victoria Secret bras in it?
Wife: Wear them?!?
OP: I don't think they will fit me and my baloney areolae's.
Wife: I know you love me babe, but stop being gross!
That's it. I had to get it off my chest. I detailed it all, but I used my PG-13 brain when talking to my wife. I went a little more R or NC-17 here. It just really pisses me off. I am not a gallant knight that came to my wife's rescue. I am a normal husband, that was just really fucking irritated because my Christmas ornament set will never be complete. She threw it away! Tossed it in the trash. That bitch wouldn't know good macaroni-art if it bit her in the ass.
Again. I just wanted to get this off my chest. I do expect a little hate mail, but I don't care. We are talking more about emotional "feels" and not physical actions. Looking back now, I am still pretty certain I wouldn't change a thing. Lastly, I would have done a better job editing, but reading it even made me angry. Not the reaction I was looking for initially.
I applaud you if you made it here. I really do. That was a long ass rant, but I am finally complete.
Cheers!
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Tales of Specter (Chapter 4)

CHAPTER 4 As The Storm Blow...
He continue to look at your new captain. She is very attractive and seems to desire you.
Specter says "Linda... Why are you saving us..." But his feeling a strange connection to her. Maybe it's because you are in a hostile situation and it is just the circumstances that bring people together. Melody said "Specter, Did you know her?"
Specter says "Well don't freak out, Melody! Linda is one of my Ex-Girlfriend..." Melody asked "Really? When did you Stop loving her?"
Actually you have always wondered why you broke up with her, but now is not the time to think about it. Linda said "Well, Specter… You found me as your secret admire..." Specter stop her by saying "Please stop, Lily... I don't want to think about you and me about our lovers at this moment."
Darkcrow shouted "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Specter, you’re dating a Succubus!” Linda said "Yes, please explain to Darkcrow and the rest of this crew.”
Specter says "Mostly, I disliked human a lot for some reasons… Also, I like to date those Mermaid and Succubus. Because, they're so seductive..." Melody said "So why did you want to date Linda and how your love story about her?"
Linda asked "Melody, do you want to hear the story about the resistance?" Melody said "Sure!
Specter says "Let's about my love story first... Linda..." Linda says "Right let's hear it then" You explain how you fell in love with her when you were very young and she was the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.
Specter says "It's was the before Murk died at mostly Murk is also called Lurk..." You continue that she was your first love, first kiss and first everything.
---flashback--- You were sitting on your bed looking at your reflection in a hand made mirror. You heard the latch of your door opening and quickly put on your pants and shirt. A red hair succubus appeared. Lurk is fell asleep... But you are still afraid.... The red hair succubus said "Hello my love" in a sweet voice. In that moment, your first kiss happened when she approached you and gave you a peck on the cheek.
Specter says "Who are you..." But she never revealed her name. Just vanished when you asked. You never saw her again.
Specter says "What a beautiful girl..." You know you have to find her. Linda said "Well, his story about the redhead is quite interesting to me." Melody said "Yeah, let's get on with the story..."
At the bars, After I steal something goods. Me and Lurk are in the Tavern with my Tribemates and ask about the Red Hair girl with a horn and sharp teeth... Someone answer a succubus.
Specter says "Lurk, Have you learn about a succubus before..." Melody interrupts your story by asking "But you never told me why you broke up with her..."
Specter says "It's was in 10 years, I was 18 years old." You explain you and your now ex-girlfriend had an argument in which you told her that you will not marry her. You made that promise when you were 19 to your first girlfriend. Melody said "Oh, I'm sorry...." You continue your story. Linda asks "What did she look like?
Specter says "She has a sharp teeth, Red-colored hair and a sharp horn and a wing..." You add the description of that succubus that you've learned from Lurk. Linda says "Well, it's not that unusual to break up with a girl because she doesn't have pretty feet..."
Lurk said "It's must be a succubus, dude. You are found one by yourself! That thing is a rare beast!" Roger laughs and asks "What did you do, kill her?" He explain that he fled the city and never saw her again. He was heartbroken for a week, but he got over her. Roger says "How do you know that?" Melody asks "So what you are going to do...
Specter says "Mostly, I flirt her and ask about her name..." It didn't take long before she reveal her name. Melody says "So it's easy then?" Roger and Linda say "Yeah!" You nod in agreement.
Specter says "She name is Linda..." Linda says "Let me guess, and that's only the beginning of the things you know about her."
Specter says "That you right, Linda?" Melody says "Yeah, most of the stuff are between us two..." Linda laughs. Linda said "I know you're lying, get on with the story!"
Specter says "We asked about demon and we also hunt some beasts!"
Melody asks "Then what were you two doing?"
Specter says "Mostly, I don’t know... We kissed in the woods or in the rooms... However, The succubus kiss can steal people dreams..."
Roger says "Well, that's useful!" Linda says "Wait... Can a succubus take control of your dreams?" Specter nod and say "Yes, you'll get some weird visions and nightmares..."
Specter says "Linda is also want to be a Sky Pilot..." Melody asks "What do you mean?
Specter says "She want to explore the world also she want to join my crew as a co-captain but I’m a leader of the tribes..." Linda says "Oh, I see..." You think about if you want to say something but then decide not to. Roger says "Well, as I said, it's nothing bad but..."
Specter says "I refuse to join of her crew. They are all having a fight and break up! Me and Linda are now separated each other. One of the tribes mates and two of the Sky Pilot..."
---end of flashback--- Linda asks "Who is the boss?"
Specter says "You..." Melody asks "What's the problem then?" Roger says "This is just a friendly advice but if you continue like this, it might not be a friendly separation...
Specter says "Linda, I know it's was you..." Melody says "Why don't you work it out?" Roger says "If she's not your type, you can always join our crew!" He think a bit.
Specter says "Linda, Remember we talk about Demon and stuff?" Melody says "It's none of our business!" Linda says "Shut up..." Roger asks "What's that supposed to mean?" Linda says "Nothing, nothing..." and she leaves the room.
Specter says "She is not responding..." Melody says "Let’s go to her room!" Specter says “Hmm, we should…” He think about if he want to follow her and appears in front of the door. Melody says "Stop, I'll talk to her" Melody knocks on the door and enter. Melody said "Linda..."
Linda crying to her bed, cuddling her pillows…
Linda sadly says "It's alright. It's just him." Melody asks "Who?" Linda sadly replied "My Ex-Boyfriend..." Melody ask "Why were you with him then?" Linda said "Well..." Linda seem to hesitate to talk about this. Linda said "It's... complicated...” Melody replied "Come on, I know Specter is your Ex-Boyfriend right?" Linda says "It's not like that!" Melody said "What, you and Specter are still together?" Linda said "No, let's just drop it...
Melody senses her mind and that she is lying...
Melody think "She was about to tell a lie. She wants me to stop asking questions.”
Melody said "Linda, I sense your lies about Specter...
Linda said "I'm not lying..." Melody said "You were about to say something" Linda didn't say anything Melody said "We both know it" Melody said "Come on, Tell me about you and Specter!" Linda said "There is nothing to tell. He was my boyfriend and he still is" Melody asked "But how did it start?” “I don’t want to know!” Linda cuddle her pillow again…
Melody check and saw her photo frame about her and Specter.
Melody said "Look at this frame, You look so happy when you two together" Linda said "That's because we were happy. Melody said "Why you being happy to him?"
Linda said "It's a long story..."
Linda and Melody look at each other. Melody said "Tell me now about You and Specter..." Linda said "You don't want to know" Melody ask "Are you going to tell me or am I going to make you tell me?" Linda said "You'll make me..." Melody replied "Fine, I give you some alone time..." Melody leaves the room.
Linda keeps on being nervous.
Linda said "You're going to regret this..." Linda looking at the photo frame about her boyfriend...
Linda said "I'm going to regret this..." Linda broken the frame... Linda said "I can't do this...” and she started to cry again and cuddle his pillow again…
At the dinner night...
Darkcrow is eating the BBQ Ribs while Roger is eating Bolt and Nuts cereal with Oil on it, While Specter and Melody waiting for Linda to save up her food.
Roger said "You sure you don't want some? I just ate." Darkcrow said "Maybe...but I'm not that hungry." Specter says "Are you sure Linda doesn't want any dinner?" Melody replied "She is not coming..." Linda haven't ate a thing since breakfast.
Roger said "Do you want some oil cans?" Darkcrow asked "No, I'm fine."
“I’m going to find Linda…” Melody said. “Okay, be careful!” Specter said. Melody left the room to find Linda. Melody found Linda at the top of the Ship. Melody asked "What are you doing?" Linda said "I'm nothing." Melody said "Come on, let's go find something to do." Linda ask "What should we do?" Melody said "Having some dinner together..." Linda said "I'm not hungry..." Melody said "She isn't eating anything, I don't think she's eaten all day... Melody said "Come on, Linda. They had some BBQ Ribs and some Burger with Fries!" Linda said "I don't want to eat anything" Melody said "Are you sure?” Linda said "Yeah..." Melody said "Aren't you afraid of Specter?" Linda said "Who?" Linda wince and tries to cover her face. Melody said "Aww..." Melody smacked Linda on her back. Melody said "You still loving your Ex-Boyfriend?" Linda didn't react.
“No…” Linda said. Melody said "Look, I'm also afraid of Specter too. He was drowned with his hand stuck in the griffin... I was too shy to save him. but mostly it matter, I save him with my guts. when I drag him to the cave, he is so cool and then he smiles at me! No swear! I say 'Thank you' say 'I'm sorry', and he laughs."
Linda hug and cry while casting a Dark Fire on the sky. Melody said "Okay, I should give you a lonely times. See you around…” Melody try to get back to the Kitchen and return.
In the kitchen, Roger is still eating, while Specter and Darkcrow are waiting for them.
Darkcrow said "You're taking your sweet time..." Specter said "And you're mean!" Roger said "I'm full..." Roger patted his belly and overeat.
Roger ask "So, what are we going to do now?" Specter said "We gotta find or do something for the rest of the afternoon..."
Specter says "About the next orb..." Roger asks "What happened with the next orb?" Melody said "A rock fell on it, that's all I know!
Specter says "The Air Orb is on the Castle in The Sky" Roger said "We need a flying machine." Melody said "We can't fly to the castle yet, the motor drive is busted!" Roger said "I know someone who can... He's a little weird..." Darkcrow said "Who weird?" Roger said "You haven't met Gizmoe yet." Melody said "Who is he?" Roger said "He's a...Mechanicus...sort of guy... Darkcrow said "Ok, we will met Gizmoe...But first, we need to do something about Gizmoe!" Roger said "Why?" Darkcrow said "He has a competetor there!" Roger said "There's a what? Darkcrow replied "Let's move on shall we!"
Roger and Darkcrow left the kitchen while Specter and Melody are talking about relationship of Specter and Linda.
Melody said "We cannot just talk about our relationship, but the love between you and Linda!”
Specter says "That... Succubus..." Melody asked "Do you still love her?" Specter said "No" Melody said "Why did you go out with her if you didn't love her?
Specter says "She a pretty girl..." Melody said "Well, I'd never say no to that" Melody continue "We are going to go meet Gizm...I mean Gizmo..."
Specter says "You mean Gizmoe?" Melody said "Yes, him" Melody says "Why are you so afraid to meet him?" Specter said "I'm not afraid" Specter said "It's just he is very odd"
Specter says "Also you know the story, I told you about, it's fake. I made it all up, also I don't know the story about I met Linda..." Melody smiled and said "True. He has a great sense of humor" Melody said "Let's go!" Melody lead Specter to the Control Room.
The Control Room is full of gears grinding and steam-punk pumping to make the engine accelerate. And then they saw Gizmoe.
Gizmoe is a short furry creature. He has three eyes, a long tongue and a few tentacles coming out of his head. He is wearing a dirty boiler suit and leather gloves.
Gizmoe, The Co-Captain of the Devilhorn ship...
Gizmoe is one of Linda partner Ability: Chimera Long tongue able to put and cast a fireball in the mouth and shoot them at enemies Four tentacles cover in tentacles able to wrap around enemies and crush them.
TALKING ABOUT A CRAZY AND A WEIRD MAGI, YOU EVER SEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
Darkcrow disgusted "EW! WHAT THE FUCK!" and said "ROGER! WHY YOU SEND ME HERE! HE SO UGLY AND DISGUSTING" Roger with a laugh said "Dark! Calm down!" and said "Anyways, you're daft, this is Gizmoe, he's the best Mechanicus in the sector" Darkcrow replied "Nope! I'm outta here, I'm going to bed!" and left the room... Leaving Roger and Specter alone with Gizmoe.
You just stand there starring at Gizmoe. You can't help yourself, you just stare at him in amazement.
Melody grab Darkcrow and return to The Control Room.
Darkcrow said "LET GO OF ME! YOU HALF-BREED! I DON'T SEE THAT DISGUSTING FURRY!" Melody replied "Shut up, you big baby!" You stared at Gizmoe and finally said "You're the Mechanicus guy?
Gizmo said "Yeah, Linda just join me in her crew as a partner because I’m different from everyone else in this world. Also yeah called me "Gizmo" instead!"
Specter says "So, are you on a love interest with Linda or not?" Gizmo said "Huh? O.o" Gizmo say "Huh? No! It's just a partnership!" Specter replied "I see, by the way. I'm Linda Ex-boyfriend. And we're here to find the Air Orb and the Electric Orb" Gizmo said "I have no idea what you're talking about, but the objective is clear: Find and bring back the two orbs"
Specter says "Like Axelegore..." Gizmo said "Oh, him? Gizmo said seriously "I was on his order..." Gizmo said "Never liked him, to be honest. He's a hypocrite and a fool. Do you know what he does on his domination of the world?
Specter says "Wait, are you a former-member of the order?" Gizmo said "No, I just don't agree with his goals. If anything, the Dark Mechanicus is a greater threat than the lot communities" Gizmo said "Anyway, good luck"
Specter says "Wait! what kind of the orders, you fought in Axelegore order" Gizmo said "Dark Mechanicus! Gizmo replied "There is three orders groups, captain including co-captain. forms a one leader and two co-leader" Gizmo said "The Evil-Wizard Axelegore is the one who that started the war of all humanity and fantasy. Also the orders captain and I get along, we both disagree on too many things" Gizmo said continually "Axelegore is a Wizard who dislike the world. with full of hopes and dreams. His goal to create a new universe. A universe is a reality...
He called his goal... THE REALITASIAN "... this is very hard to explain, but its something like...
Specter says "Why he planned to make his own universe and destroy the fantasy one..." Gizmo said seriously "I don't know the reason. But I think he have a grudge against our world. He have a plan to destroy it. And he wait until every solar system is lined to his started his plan" Gizmo said "However the 6 knights of Lairon, split each other to find the 12 orbs. To form the Elemental-Orb gained power to defeat Axelegore. Once it defeat the 6 knights seal him to the Underworld way below, below from the center of the earth.
After Axelegore is defeated. The 6 knights split away each other from their tribes. Leaving every 12 orbs split from each lands, seas and skies. While Axelegore is planning The Realitas on his own…
But years has passed… The 6 Knights are gone and the Orb starting to get weaken and Axelegore seals started to set him free to the Underworld!
Axelegore was freed to the Underworld and started to start his messiah of his Plan!
He summons the 3 Orders Captain and use as his henchmen to find the 12 Orb to form a Elemental Orb, set him free from the seals and create his own Organization in the Underworld!
1st - The Sky Crasher for Gruz 2nd – The Phantom Cultist for Light 3rd – The Black Dragon for ??? and my Orders The Dark Mechanus for Cogwheel We are the 11 last orders left! Gizmo said "Specter! You're the only one to save this fantasy world, Collect the 12 orb and defeat Axelegore and his orders..." Gizmo said " I don't know what comes after" Gizmo said as the wind blow "Good luck" After a few second of silences, Gizmo gave you the Competetor and said "Now, Excuse me. I had to explore the skies and seas" Gizmo scream while flying through the air. Gizmo yelled and farewell to Specter "AS THE STORM BLOW! SPECTER!" Gizmo fly up and up until Specter can see him fly away and fade into the cloud.
Specter says "Darkcrow, be the honor to fix the Competetor?" Darkcrow said "Oh, sure. As Darkcrow engineering skills, he will fixed the motor drive with Roger as his assistant. Mostly, the motor drive take hours to be fixed. But for this mission, the extra speed and protection will be helpful. After hours passed, the Competetor's motor drive will be fixed. Meanwhile... Melody and Specter finding Linda to fly the ship to the Sky Castle. Melody said "It is dangerous for us to fly the ship. We need her to competent captain with flying experience to fly her". Spencer said "Yeah, sure. She can do it". Melody enters Linda Room and says "Linda, We need you to fly your ship upward!" Linda is lying on her bed... Melody said "Hey, Linda are you okay? You seem down." Linda said "Yeah... I just remembered something really sad...." She cry... Linda sobbed and says "Did Specter still likes me..." Melody said "Of course he do. However, you will be really sad if you still thinking about this". Linda sobbed hard and says "Sorry" "I'm still thinking about Me and Specter as my boyfriend in the past..." Linda says as she stop crying. Melody hug her and says "Never think about it again. You will be Suprised one day..." Melody then leaves to let Linda think about this matter. Linda grab Melody hand "Thanks you... for supporting my anxiety..." Linda started to feel energetic. As Linda Say that, the Competetor's engine starts to be fixed. Roger comes out and asks "Are you ready, Linda? Linda looking at Specter... then her head turns to the right and say "Yeah, let's fly!" "We are going to the sky castle!" Linda announce happily.
Specter has no replies to Linda... Roger said "Well, let's go!" Linda smiles and says "Roger, make a course to go straight to the sky castle." Roger started to make a turn... It's was foggy and cold... Mostly it started to rain heavy... It's has been 8 hours flight... You should rest your eyes for a few minutes... In this case, you don't have any choice... You close them...
A few minutes later... Linda said "Man, Why this storm is never stopped..." Linda said as she get out of the captain seat. You are in the middle of the clouds... You have never seen such a big storm in your life...
Specter says "This kinda cold and windy to me..." Roger begin to getting the chills "Yeah, I agree" Linda points to something on the horizon and say "That is the castle, at least I think so..." Roger look again...
The Castle of the Valkyrie Queen... It really looks like a castle... nicely designed and well-built ruins built by the humans and the valkyrie...
Specter says "The Castle of the Valkyrie Queen...
That my Mom told me the Castle in The Sky..." "OH MY GOD!!!" Linda says as she get out of the ship. Specter replied "What is it, Linda?" Linda just stands there speechless and point to the castle. Gizmo appears from the sky and yelled "AS THE STORM BLOW!" Linda shout "GIZMO!!!" Linda turn to see Gizmo starting to land himself. Gizmo said "Welcome to the Castle of the Valkyrie Queen" You also see that the castle is getting really close now... Suddenly, the ship stops... You figure out why... The Ship is stranded on the desert. Linda ask "What is that?" Gizmo points on the castle and say "That is the Ruin where the Air Orb is located." Linda looks again and say "It is a ruin. Gizmo replied "This castle was maded by the Valkyrie and Human, But then it abandoned the Valkyrie are extinct for a long time ago... They fight against the Axelegore... After the fight and destruction of Axelegore... The Valkyrie can't care for this ruin and let it be abandoned... if someone find this place, it's theirs..." Gizmo said "For past years and years... Valkyrie races are now crumble to extinction..." "In this ruin, are all kinds of treasure... and it's very dangerous place too..."
Specter says "The Valkyrie are Extincted all because of Axelegore..." "So we need to find this Air Orb." Linda finish. Everyone agreed and head towards the ruin. As you approaches, You see a group of huge metal doors-front gate. Gizmo said "WATCH OUT! IT THE ORDER OF THE DARK MECHANUS!" Suddenly, The metal gate just opened and a Dark Mechanicus-Zealot wearing red with golden decor on his head stepped out. He wearing long black robe covering all his legs.
Specter says "Who is he?" Roger said "I never heard about this person." Linda turn to Gizmo and asked "Who is he?
Gizmo replied "That Cupiditas Midastouch, He is Cogwheel partner." Linda continue asking "Cupiditas is the name of the Zephyros's third child, right?
Specter says "Who, Zephyros?” Gizmo said "You can call him Zephyros or Cogwheel if you want. He is the leader of Dark Mechanicus also known called the Dark Fire." Gizmo said "Zephyros killed one of his 3 child and his wife... All because he order with corruption by Axelegore." "He is a corrupt, self-seeking fanatic..." Gizmo said. "While on his partner, He decided named him Cupiditas to not feels his pain and trauma to his dead son" "Cupiditas is became a Dark Mechanicus and his real name is Zealot" "He is a sadistic, violent, cruel, insane..."
Cupiditas "Zealot" Midastouch, The Co-Captain of the Dark Mechanicus.
Zephyros partner in crime... Ability: Midas Touch
Cupiditas ability is Midas Touch and Glancing. Whenever he wants, He can make equipment or person golden, silver, or blind.
Gizmo said "Beware his touch, It's cause your body became hard as gold... As you became a real golden statue."
"But that's not all..." Gizmo said to terrified the group. Gizmo's eyes turn red and he starts to float... Cupiditas surprised "Gizmo? Is that you!" Gizmo floating and pretend to says "Yes, it's me. I am back...." Linda run away with scream... You try to save Gizmo, but your weapons are defenseless against him. Cupiditas said “Where did you been in the Dark Mechanicus Order and the Meeting also you should supposed to guard the Dark Orb! Not slack around like a Sloth! Gizmo angry and chopping "I'm back and I'm taking back what's mine! Cupiditas replied "What goals?" Gizmo reply "I have my own plans, my own goals." Cupiditas said "We are in same side, you know?
Specter and his teams tried to sneak in through the castle while Gizmo distracting Cupiditas. Linda still silently screaming "Help! Help!" Roger replied to Linda "What is wrong with you? Let go!" Gizmo pretendly said "I want to guard the Orb with you!"
Cupiditas replied "Don't you ever want to get the Dark Orb on your own?" Gizmo reply "Oh, yeah. Right." Roger continue trying to grab Linda's arm. Linda said "Stop! Let me go!"
Specter saw a golden Phoenix...
Specter says "The Phoenix is already dead..." "The phoenix is not dead but turned into a golden phoenix" Gizmo say "Get your robot hands off me!" Linda scream at Roger "Let me go!" "I'm trying to help here!"
Specter says "That Cupiditas guy has a Magi that can turn any living things to gold..."
Gizmo said "I'm telling you, man! I don't wanna get the Dark Orb, It's too SCARY!" Gizmo let it out of a tantrum!
"You choose the Dark Orb or you will punish by Axelegore." Cupiditas said.
"But I don't want to get it either!" Gizmo cried.
"Too bad, so sad..." Cupiditas replied
Specter gently grab the Air Orb but suddenly the trap door opened! Cause Specter, Linda and Melody fall into a trapdoor while Darkcrow and Roger fall into another trapdoor. Linda, Specter and Melody scream "AHH!" while Darkcrow cursed loudly while Roger enjoyed the trapdoor slide. Cupiditas come out and smile. Gizmo said "Hey Cupiditas, I have a joke for you!" Cupiditas stop smiling "What? What is it!” Gizmo sweating nervously and said "Where is the Chimera-Chicken crossed the road?" Cupiditas confused "This joke is too hard for me?" Gizmo answered "To get the other chimera sides!" Cupiditas sad "Oh, I don't get it..." Gizmo sad "Yeah, that's what I said! This joke is too hard for you! Gizmo say "So hey why don't you visit to my beloved ship!" "It's my own pride and my own place on the world! Cupiditas started to stare at Gizmo and Gizmo is starting more nervously sweating to Cupiditas. and he said "Huh, sure why not?" "I don't have any choice, go on..." Cupiditas in his grumpy mood. Gizmo happy "YEAH! LET GO!" Cupiditas and Gizmo walked away the ruins and check his pretend ship.
Meanwhile at Specter...
You're falling, falling, falling... You are surrounded by darkness and terror, falling endlessly through the void. Suddenly, You landed perfectly and you waiting Melody and Linda to fall on you.
You grab them to avoid injuries and the three of you shocked that you survived this deadly fall.
Specter says "Man, what a nasty fall..." You all are shocked to see a big ruined underground city maze in mid air. "What the..." Linda said. "Yeah... What the..." Melody replied.
Specter says "What is this place..." You can find clues of who destroyed this city here... "This place is under the control of the underground people?" Linda asked. "I don't know... It's strange..."
Specter says "Well now that we got the Air Orb, let get the heck out of here before that Cupiditas guy turned us into gold..." "I'll check the directions of this maze while you get the air orb!" "Sweet, let's go!" Specter still wondering Linda while Linda still wondering about Specter... They're not bonding each other... "Hey wait a minute!" Linda said "What's wrong?" Specter replies
"What? Nothing! We're just entering a new place... And I still haven't seen your cute side yet." Linda replied
Specter says "On second thought… Maybe we should split up, Linda..."
Linda replied "Split up what? so you can go on with your own new and cool Girlfriend WITHOUT ME!" "New and cool girlfriend?! God dammit Linda, why do you have to make everything so complicated?" Specter angrily said. "That's because it is complicated!" Lily sadly said. "No it isn't, it's just..." Specter said "Well, I don't even know about you and me are dating each other for no reason!" Linda is a bit quiet and then she replied "No, I don't like you..." Specter said "Yes, you are! You really want to take my virginity or something I even don't know... YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A TOTAL DICK OF ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND!" Linda angry "No! It's not like that! I just... IT ALL JUST A ENCOUNTER!" Melody angrily said "STOP IT! BOTH YOU!"
Linda and Specter stop and look at her. Melody said "Now you stop that right now! You're not even married for heavens sake!
Specter says "Fine... You know what I’m going to leave you both of you and get the 7 orbs! BY MYSELF!” “FINE! YOU DEMON FREAK!” Linda yelled at her.
Specter doesn't reply and just walks away while mumbling something Linda embarrassed "Yeah, I knew it… He is such a asshole…” Melody upset "Ahhh...." Melody yelled "Specter, Why don't you talk about your real story about you and Linda!"
Specter stopped and walk back to Melody and said "You want the truth? Fine, I tell you the real story about Me and Linda we're dating..."
Melody excited "Great! Yes!" Linda annoyed "Why don't you tell her yourself?!?"
Melody said to Linda "Come on, Let's listen your ex-boyfriend story."
“Fine…” Linda said. Melody and Linda are sitting each other and Specter started the story… Well it’s about 10 years ago in my clan…
---flashback---
10 years before the memory lost... The Specter Clan.
Lurk (also known as Murk) and my tribes about that he dating a girl... Lurk said "She's not from our tribe" Some of my crew replied "So what, we can join right?" "Eh, I don't know" A couple hours later... Me and Lurk are talking about he dating a girl...
He said "So anyway, Specter. You have any girlfriend?" I said "No, not at this point. Lurk replied "Oh. I have a girlfriend you might like." "What's her name?" "Flameflower" "What's she do?" "She's a bard.” Lurk replies. “Oh…” Specter said. “That’s sound nice to me…” “Hehe, yeah right!” Lurk replies.
Later at their Bedroom…
Specter says "Hey you know, I really wished. Dating a Succubus or a Mermaid or a Nymph..." "Eh... I think I'm not interested in monsters..." "Why not? I heard they're pretty nice." "Because they're monsters!" "So?”
Lurk said "Face it man, you going to die from flirting any demon or mermaid!" Specter replied "I hope can flirt one ever..." Lurk then said "Heh, that's true..." as he finished read his books. “I'm not interested in your Demons and Mermaid stuff thing..." "Ah. Okay then."
He seem pretty happy about this though...
In the midnight...
Lurk and Flameflower are asleep than usual. and then I said "Huh? I heard a weird sound from downstairs..."
Specter says "I tried to go down... stairs and brought my lantern..." I looked at the stairs. Then I heard a quiet laugh. I turn into the shadow. And went down the stairs. I saw a woman in the moonlight. She had red hair and red eyes.
Specter says "That how I met Lily also known as Linda Lilith Skyhound..." The woman then saw me and put her finger to her lips. Then she opened the library door. She beckoned me to follow her. and then she whispered "Follow me."
Then, the door shuts itself! The Library is cold and very dark place, I can feel the chills through my spine and my heart... I followed her through the library. Sadly, my lantern is not working. But I can sense the presence of living creatures and objects. She laughed attractive and appear in the shadow... She then said "I’m Linda Lilith the Succubus." She laughed. I said "Is it safe here?" "Yes, this is the safest place in this dead library."
Specter says "I started to slowly shake my hand and body to feel her seduce activity to take my virginity..." She giggled. She then said. "Do you know I hear you wanted to dated a succubus?"
Specter says "I had no replies to her..." She moved closer towards me. She growled "Don't you dare resist!" She grabbed me and kiss me through my lips...
Her kiss is like a dream... A dream that she chained me to a wall... She tormented me in different ways... Her body is like a dream when I’m dating every beautiful woman in Lairon and she is so seductive... She whispered "You're such a devil, boy..."
I feel like my lust is warm and cozy, while my heart is feel like in dangerous encounter...
I fear but I desire... I fear and I desire her... Suddenly, someone at the door trying to open the library... We try to get out of here, while running and hiding... She laugh out loud at me. She said "Thanks for your virginity, Specter..." She turned into a red mist and disappeared... “Wait, I just wanted to…” Specter said after she disappeared… I'm free now, but what have I gotten myself into? The door finally open, and it's was Lurk! He walk into the library, and saw me. I'm now in big trouble!
Lurk said "Yo! Spect! What the heck, you doing here?”
I’m speechless...
He said "You know, this is a library. So don't you think it's kinda weird you're here?"
"Huh?"
I got my nose bleed through all the lust all over me... I'm in big trouble now... Lurk said "Man, you're really messed up if you came here to try to find some privacy and wound up seeing a girl instead." He shrugs and continue walking.
Specter says "Lu... rk... The... Suc... cu... bus... se... du... ce... me..." "What the--" he stops and looks at you. “You know what? I can't even make this demon out. There's so much red all over his clothes and hair. She looks like a beauty than any others demon and every woman in Lairon. I was shocked!” Specter nervously said. I tried to explain my friends and my tribes mates...
On a next day... One of my tribes mates ask me... They asked "So, did you make out with a demon last night or something?" I'm shocked, as I don't remember that happen at all...
Specter says "I say "Yes" I didn't remember that happen at all either... I'm not sure what to say... They just continue laughing at me... Right now, that I’m alone at the clan tavern at everyone is fell asleep at the clan or in the Inn... but I’m waiting someone I would...
The door open, and the girl from last night,
Linda appears. Linda asked "So what do you think about me again?"
I'm still shocked at this...
Specter says "I ask "Yes, really..." I'm in big trouble... She laugh. She said "Hell yeah, really!" She begin kissing me... again as she lying down with me on her body contact. I feel a little pain on my head... Linda said "Will you called me, Lily?" With a smile She begin to touch my body... I feel more pain on my head... I don't like this... Linda giggled "I'll make you forget all about last night"
She kiss me again... I cannot resists my lust with that Succubus and her dream that she gave me… I wish this is just a bad dream...
Weeks passed by as she kissed me and gave me a wonderful dreams of my mind every singled time…
Lurk waked me up and said "SPECTER!" I shake my head and look at him "Get up! We got work to do!" I don't like this! I want to sleep more... I'm feeling really sleepy...
Specter says "I dripped with saliva all over the table all because of Linda kissed me, last night... and everyone got disgusted me..." I got up and stretch my arms to get the sleep out of my body after an hours in the afternoon. "Alright, I'm up. What's the plan?" I ask. Lurk said "Your succubus girlfriend." I said "There's a word for people who say stuff like that. Lurk said "Seriously, I just read your stupid comic collection "My Succubus Girlfriend" and I really like to know about your night with your demon GF you met last 2 days ago?" I felt tired again. "Oh yeah..." I remembered my conversation with Linda. "Yup. That's the one. She's succubus. I met her last night.”
Lurk said "Alright OK, Everyone let's camp around the night, everyone! So that my friend Specter encounter with her demonic GF" A one guy say "What? You mean we have to wait until night?” Lurk said "I said, beat it!" Everyone went to the place that Lurk tell them. I thought that was really weird. If he wants to go see a demon, then let's get on with it.
While I’m fell asleep again... I think about my future... I think I’m going to be a faker for rest of my life or I got a terrible wife… A demon girlfriend...? After sometime I woke up again. I'm waiting for night...
Soon, it's night. I wait until everyone is asleep. Then, I’ll do my thing. I put on my coat and scarf and sneak out of the clan. My Lust are excitedly pumping my heart like a trains. If I going to see Linda again…
Lurk woke up mostly he pretend to sleep... "Alright" he said "Let's go everyone." I walk to where Linda is... I already arrive to the ruins near the trees... I feel some dizzy. At the time, Linda appears... She... is so beautiful... She have a black dress, red long hair, black eye make up and she seem really happy. "Hi!" she say with a smile "Are you ready to go?"
Specter says "Maybe..." Linda interrupt me and give me a kiss on my cheek "You're so sweet" she said with a smile and then she look to my eyes "But, I know you want to take my virginity… So be it…” She started to kiss me with her seducing kiss.
Lurk came for a surprise shout "SURPRISE!" and everybody else...
Lurk said “SPECTER! Release my partner alone! DEMON!”
My succubus girlfriend laugh and say "Don't worry, I'm not going to kill him." then she look at me "But you have to help me now.”
Lurk said "Specter! I know it really risky... But you made your own Girlfriend!” Then he touch my shoulder "But I think it's the only way" I nod my head "Yeah...”
Specter says "Thanks, Lurk..." I stare my girlfriend with love and affection...
She said "Come on, let's go..." Then she walk away while holding my hand from my clanmqtes As my clanmates got jealous or romantic excitement for me to getting a Succubus Girlfriend.
“MAN, I WANT A SUCCUBUS GIRLFRIEND LIKE HIM!” “SPECTER GOT AN SEXY GIRLFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME! WHAT A LUCKY GUY!” “SHE SO HOT!” “SPECTER IS SO LUCKY!? WTF?!?” “OMG! SHE SO CUTE!” “SPECTER AND LINDA SITTING ON THE TREES, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.!”
In my opinion, Linda is my first Girlfriend. I ever met...
Mostly, we dated each other for like half of a years, She helped me and Lurk to complete the any quests, fast as possible, She kissed me every time when she appears also she a very good prankster and suddenly, months passed by…
She really wanted to explore the world and she tried to build one of her very own ship... But, I ignored it because I'm too much in love with her...
A years later… She decided to joined my crew as a partner in the sky. But Lurk is my BFF also my partner in crime...
I decide to refuse as her partner in the sky... But I join as her friend on the ground. We explore the ruins of grass together and do some fun and adventurous things... But mostly Linda liked to be one of my partner in the sky...
However in this day, Me and Linda are having a quarrel about my leadership in the Clan and we're breaking up for good. Separating us to the day that she broke up with me... I still remember, She leave a note with a box of sadness saying "As your girlfriend, I have to tell you that we're breaking up because you and your stupid partner including your tribes mates are the WORST! REFUSE TO BE THE PARTNER IN THE SKY! THAT’S IT WE’RE DONE BEING OUR HONEYMOON! GOODBYE SPECTER! HAVE FUN IN YOUR STUPID CLAN!”
As, I told you still wondering about the picture of "As a Storm Blow..." is a picture frame of Me and Lily are smiling at the clan.
As a Storm Blow and As a Friend...
And then she fly away with her ship that she invented and I started to lying down to my bed and cuddle around crying with my heart broken tears and Lurk try me to calm down and live like a single normal leader in my clan…
---end of flashback---
Linda or Lily started to cry about his true story about her...
Linda sobbing and said "SPECTER! THANK YOU FOR RESTORING MY MEMORIES, WE MET! WE DATE AND WE STARTED AS A FRIEND!" She hug you. He notice that she now getting better already. “I’m sorry! I did to you… 10 years ago! I’M JUST A DEMONIC FREAK WITHOUT A HEART!” Lily cried to his chest.
Specter says "It's not your fault, Linda. It's my tribes fault. But Lurk, he got disappeared from existence... now I have to save him from Axelegore..." Linda release you "I'll never leave your side, ever. Let's go save Lurk... And I think this time, is he’s going to come back. Melody said “I glad you guys, are now becoming friend! I’m proud of you…”
They all nod in agreement... “Now let’s get started!”
---END OF CHAPTER 4--- You now can continue your story into chapter 5...
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Every weapon, consumable and vehicle we don't have in the Creative Inventory

It’s a total of 44 weapons, 14 consumables and 7 vehicles. And yes I know that some of these items can be obtained in Creative using certain methods but they should be in the inventory too
Weapons:
Consumables:
Vehicles:
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FAKE CARTS

Fake Brands to Avoid
These brands are all exclusively fake. Either they were invented by Chinese box and cart makers for black market sellers in the USA to fill themselves, or they are untested brands that operate exclusively in unregulated markets. Either way, they can contain anything, are often of very low quality even when they are not outright dangerous, and should be avoided. These are the brands people are finding synths in, and pesticides, and dangerous cuts.
This are not the only fakes. While the list is being updated constantly, so too are new fake brands being made. Just because a brand isn't on here, doesn't mean it's not fake. Sometimes, a brand can be legit but there will be counterfeits being sold on the black market - some commonly counterfeited brands are listed here. If you have encountered a brand that isn't on the fake list, or is on the counterfeit list, and are unsure if its real or not, go through this handy guide on IDing legit carts to determine if its real or fake.
The list (hit ctrl+f to search)
@apolloextracts.
@bsc.extracts.
@BTY.EXTRACTS.
@Cartbusta - tests some fake brands as dirty... then uses that to promote other (just as dirty) fakes.
@Cravemeds - you might be surprised to learn the green liquid he sells is just PEG, food color, and synths, and not pure THC, like he claims.
@forya_vc
@gold_baby_carti.
@gunsmokela.
@jayyparadise.
@nocturnal_labs.
@theblacklistxyz - promotes fake brands with fraudulent lab tests.
®.
$auce.
$ Carts.
1Match.
2020 Vape.
22k.
23.
24 Karat Labs.
24K Gold.
24K Solutions.
2K.I.N.D.
2WNTY3.
31 Carts.
31 Flavors.
710 Monster.
805 Oilers.
91 Supreme.
Ace of Spades.
Activated.
Ambient Carts.
Americanna.
Amnesia Concentrates.
Anesthesia Farms/Aenesthesia Farms
Apotheca.
Alchemist's Gold.
Alchemy Extracts.
Alien Blaze.
Alien RX.
Alien Slime.
ALIENSX.
All American Bakery.
All In Extracts.
Alpha.
Alphacarts.
Alternative Pharms
Altitude.
Amber Gold Xtracts.
Amerijuana.
Animal Cookies.
Antidote.
AP carts.
Apollo Extracts.
Apple Dabs.
Area 71.
Astro Extracts.
Atomic.
Aunt Jemima.
Aurora Gold.
Avion.
Balla Berries.
Bananas and Blow.
Bang.
Banks/Bank$.
BankVapes
Banzai.
Bare Cali.
Bare Woods.
Barts Carts.
Basix.
Bathing Vape.
B.B Simon.
BB Simon.
BCC Collective.
BC Vapes.
Beantown Buds.
Beantown Budz.
Bear Necessity Extracts.
Bell Ringer.
Bert's Trees.
Better Than Yours.
Bhossy.
Big Bang.
Big Chief - name/logo stolen from a tobacco company in the movie "the Sandlot". They link to seemingly clean labs, but the lab itself disavows them and warns the results and BC aren't legit.
Big Chief N.
Big Daddy.
Big Gas.
Big Slick.
Big Smokey Farms.
Billionaire Cart.
Black Diamond.
Black Falls.
Black Gold.
Black Label.
Black Label Group.
BLVCK MARKET710.
Blew.
BloodMoon.
Blowout 420.
Blue Diamond.
Bonfire.
Boomba Labs - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
Bloc Star.
BLVCK.
Blvck 710.
BLVCK MARKET 710.
Bombshell.
Bomb Squad Extracts.
Boomba Labs.
Boom Carts.
Boom Extracts.
Boom Xtracts.
Botanicals Inc.
Botanist Extracts.
BMWO.
Brass Knuckles - Used to be a legit but often counterfeited brand, but is not longer in operation.
Breaking Dab.
Breaking Green.
Brick House Distillery.
BSC Extracts.
BT Weekly - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
BTY.
BTY.EXTRACTS.
Bud Bros - unrelated to the legit Bud Bros dispo in OR, this cart uses the Mario Bros font.
BuddiesCanada.ca
BuddahBear.
Buddah.
Buddhas Hand.
Bulletproof.
Burst.
BuyMyWeedOnline.
Cali Blaise.
Cali Carts.
Cali Clear.
Cali Clear Kings.
Cali Connects.
Cali Doughboys.
Cali's Finest.
California Honey Cartridge.
Cali Gas.
Cali Gold.
Cali Grown.
Cali Grown Exotics.
Cali Naturals.
Cali Piff.
Cali Platinum Extracts.
Cali Plug.
Cali RX.
California Confidential / Cali Confidential.
California Gold Standard.
California Honey.
Calyx Botanicals.
Candy Cane.
Candy Carts.
CannaAid.
Cannabis Oil Supply.
Cannables.
Canna Bliss. (there is also a legit dispo/producer in OR with this name but diff logo, look for lab/licensing on cart)
Canna Clear.
CannaClear.
Canna Fame.
Cannawoods - Backwoods cigar logo.
Cart.
Carte Blanche.
Cartel Carts.
Cartel Gold.
Cartel Oil.
Cartel Quality.
Cart-Toons.
Carti Cartel.
Cartnite.
Cash Carts.
CC.
Cereal Carts.
Certified Loud.
Champion.
Chapo Kingdom.
Cheech’s Private Stash.
Choice.
Choices.
Chronic Carts.
Chronopoly.
Chuckle.
Cielo.
Clean Carts. - Yeah, that's right, some fake cart maker copied the name of this sub to try and trick people.
Clear Chronic.
Clear Kings.
Clear Meds.
Clear Skys.
Cloudπ.
Cloudii.
Clout Amsterdam.
CLSC.
CLR Magnum.
Cluub Extracts.
Coastal.
Coastal Carts.
Coastal Hitz.
Cobra Carts.
Cobra Extracts.
Coco Chanel.
Coco Puff.
Coco Puffs.
CO Dude Labs.
Complex.
Concentrate Supply Co.
Conect Extracts (sic).
Connected Cannabis.
Connoisseur Concentrates. ( CC logo )
Conscious Extracts.
Cookies High Flyers - While Cookies is a legit brand (but often counterfeited), they do not make a variety branded as High Flyers.
Cool Pen.
Copper State.
Cosmic Concentrates.
Costa Canna.
Crack Carts.
Craft BC.
Crafted Carts.
Crave.
Crave Meds.
Crazy Glue.
Crazy J.
Crescent City Carts.
Crybaby.
Crystal Clear.
Cure.
CUREpen.
Custom Carts.
Dabbin.
Dab Nap.
Da Bomb.
Dabout (uses tapout logo).
Dabulous.
Dabwoods (backwood cigar logo).
Dank.
Dank Czar.
Dank Dabs.
Dank Juice.
Danks.
Dank Sauce.
Dank Vapes.
DankWoods.
Dark Cart.
Dark Hawk Genetics.
Day_by_Day11.
Dazed Extracts.
DC Dabbers.
Deathhead Moths.
Delta.
Demeter's Gardens.
Denk Farms.
Detroit Natural Selections - A licensed dispo in MI that has repeatedly sold vitamin e oil in carts from fake brands to the public. Given their willingness to sell fakes and poison their customers, everything there should be considered dirty.
Diamond and Co.
Diamond Boys Extracts.
Diamond Concentrates
Diamond OG.
Diamond Remedy.
Diamond Stix.
Diamond Supply.
Dickpunch.
Dirty South.
District FLower & Vape Co.
Dogtown Distillate.
Dolce & Gabana.
Dope.
Dope Doctor.
Dope Sticks.
Dope Xtracts.
DŌSD Sauce Carts - DŌSD is an edibles brand in CO, they do not make carts. All DŌSD carts are fake.
Double Delicious.
Dr. Duckie's Vapes.
Drip.
Drip THC.
Drippy Carts.
Dr. Zodiak - used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license. This includes their brands like Lynnwood Lemonade Clear, Frosty's Snowcone Clear, Silverback Clear and Razzle Dazzle Clear.
D.S.E.
Durban Extracts.
Durgstoreonline.com - (sic).
Dyme - they are licensed in OR and CA, but they use the dangerous cut phytol in their carts, which is not tested for in either state. Consider their products dirty, even if licensed and accompanied by a seemingly clean lab test.
Dynapuff.
East Coast Cartridges.
East Side Extracts.
E.D.S - Exclusive Delivery Services.
E Glü.
El Chapo THC.
Elevated.
El Gallo.
Elite Extracts.
Elite Vapes.
Elite Wellness Bay City - A licensed dispo in MI that has repeatedly sold vitamin e oil in carts from fake brands to the public. Given their willingness to sell fakes and poison their customers, everything there should be considered dirty.
Empire State Vape.
Empress Vapes.
Energy.
Enjoy Oil.
Eureka Clear.
Everest Authentic.
Exclusive Extracts.
exo.
Exotic/Exotiq.
Exotixx.
Exquisite.
Faded.
Faded Extracts.
Fake Flavorz.
Fat Cat Extracts.
Fat Dabs.
Fat Donald's.
Filthy.
Filthy Laboratory.
Fiori.
Fire Tanks.
Fire Woods.
First Class Canna.
First Class Organics.
Fiyaman.
Flavors.
Flavorz.
FlavRx.
Florida Boy Magic.
Flor Pure Flower - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
Flume.
Flume Extractions.
Flying Sauces.
Fortnite.
FRDM.
Free Cannabis Co.
Free The Leaf.
Fresh Organix.
Friendly Pharma.
Frosted Science.
Frosty's Snowcone Clear - Their producer, Dr. Zodiak used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license.
FRSH.
Fuego.
Fuel - They are licensed in MI... but they've sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Fuma.
Future.
Fyre Bar.
Fyre Pen.
Gaia Botanics - Sells unlicensed CBD products on the clearnet, and fake THC carts on the darknet.
Galaxy Water Clear.
Garbage Carts.
Gary Payton - no national league athletes license their likeness to MJ companies, guys, that would violate their contracts.
Gas Gang.
Gas Tanks.
GB Extracts - Sells unlicensed CBD products on the clearnet, and fake THC carts on the darknet.
Gen X.
Get Smoked.
Ginger Dank.
Gld Pusher.
Glee.
Glo.
Global Refinery.
God's Shatter.
Go Hard.
Goat Extracts.
Gooeyville.
Golani Carts.
Gold.
Gold Coast Carts.
Gold Coast Clear.
Gold Crown.
Gold Label.
Gold Leaf.
Gold Leaf Standard.
Goldmine.
Gold Pens.
Gold Pusher.
Gold Rush.
Golden Gorilla.
Golden Grams.
Golden State Farms.
Golden Skunk Extraction Co (pepe lepu logo).
Golden Ticket.
Good Bags.
Good Fellas.
Good Extractions.
Gooeyman.
Gorilla.
Gorilla G.
Go To Bed.
Got Sours.
Goyard.
Gram.
Green Box.
Green Truck.
Green Piece.
Greenway.
Green Widow.
Grey Area.
Grizzly Herb.
Groovey Hybrid.
Gruntz.
gtonery2004.
Gucci.
H⚡per.
Haf.
Happy.
Happy Hippy.
Happy Sticks.
Hash Artist Farms.
Hashtag Honey.
HCP - aka HPC, Honey Comb Pens.
Heef.
Hello Buddha.
Hi Fly.
High Grade Extracts.
High Life.
High Note Extracts.
High Rez.
High Rocket.
High Sierra Extracts
High Society.
High Tech Carts.
Higher Power.
Higher Vibrations.
High Voltage Extracts.
HiiEffect.
HiTech
Hi Tech.
Honey Leaf Extracts.
Honey Wax.
Hop Hop Carts.
High Flyers.
High Note.
Hippy Treats.
Hitone.
HOG.
Hollow Tips.
Honey. (BM CA brand that used temp distribution licenses for a few months to sell their unlicensed carts to rec dispos before being busted by BCC)
Honeycomb Clear.
Honey Drips.
Honey House.
Honeypot Concentrates.
HoneySticks.
Honey Sticks.
Honey Wax.
Hookahzz.
Hootie.
Houston Oils.
Humboldt OG.
Hyper.
Ice Green Boyz / Ice Green Boys.
IceKream.
Icon Extracts.
Illuminati.
Immaculate Extracts.
Imperial Extracts.
Infinite Extracts.
Inked Extracts.
Innocent.
Interrex.
Ion.
Irresistible Medicinals.
Ish.
Island Extracts.
Jackpot.
Jeff's Sessions.
Jelly Wizard.
Jerry's Carts.
Jewel 719 Pods.
JK Dabs.
Joe Exotic Carts - filled with tiger piss and golden ball nuggets.
Jimmy Karts.
John D Gold.
Joi.
JoiPods.
Joke's Up.
J-Packs.
Juicebox Cartel.
Juice House.
Juicyfruit.
Jungle Boys Extracts.
Jupiter.
Jupiter ().
Just Grindin.
k.
Kali Extracts.
Kali Fyre.
Kancha Life.
Kanha Wind.
Kayavax.
Khid Carts.
Kilo Extracts.
Kind Bud Supply.
Kind Pens.
King Cobra.
Kings Klear.
King Tut.
K.I.N.D.
King Louis XIII.
King Midas.
King Tuts Shatter.
Kings Kush.
Kite.
Kivva.
Klar.
Klar - 2.
Knockout Vapes.
Kobe - No, the ghost of Kobe Bryant didn't start making carts.
Kool-Aid.
Kr8zy.
Krazy.
Kr8zy Extract.
Krazy Extract.
Kr8zy Glue.
Krazy Glue.
KRT.
Krush.
Kush Cloud Vapes.
Kushie.
Kushie Gold.
Kusher Treats.
Kush Kingdom.
Kush Rush.
Kush Rush Exotics.
Kushy.
LA Danks.
LA Kingpins.
Laughing Buddha.
Left Coast Carts - See below.
Left Coast Extracts. - Currently in the process of going legit, but the fakes still outnumber the licensed versions. They only have a medical mj producers license (CDPH-10003930), so be sure you get them from a dispensary that is licensed for medical (they can still sell to rec customers if they've also a rec license), and verify the license and test on the cart with the state and lab, to ensure you aren't getting one of the fakes.
Levitate.
Lightning.
Lifeline.
Lifted Extracts.
Lifted Xtracts.
Lil Pump.
Lions Breath.
Liquid Extracts.
Liquid Gold.
Liquid Honey.
Lit.
Lit Labs.
Lit Stick.
Litxtracts.
Live Carts.
Live East Coast Cartridges.
Live Resin Pro.
Lonely Island.
Looney Goonz Drips.
L'Orange.
Los Angeles Bakers.
Los Angeles Exotics.
Los Angeles Harvest Club.
Los Angeles Refinery.
Loud.
Loud Cloud.
LoudCloud.
Loud LA.
Loud Sticks.
Lucid Xtracts.
Lucky 777.
Lucky Carts.
Lux Lux.
Lynnwood Lemonade Clear - Their producer, Dr. Zodiak used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license.
Mad Dog.
Madre.
Marijuana Movement.
Mario Karts.
Marlboro Carts.
Mars Barts.
Mars Carts.
Martian Meds.
Mary Jane.
Marvel Carts.
Master Carts.
Master Chief.
Master Vapes.
Match.
Match1.
Maui Carts.
MedEx.
Medi-Cal Organics.
Melt Man Extracts.
Melt Your Face Extracts.
Midas Gold.
Midas Well.
Milky Way Extracts.
Milky Way LA.
Mimosa.
Mitten Greens.
MKX.
MOM's - Mail Order Marijuana services in Canada. Yes, all of them. They are unregulated, untested, and frequently sell outright faked products.
Monopoly Carts.
Moo Sticks.
Motor City High - They are licensed in MI... but they've sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Mr. Dank.
Mr. Poopy Butthole.
Mr. Whiskers.
MTV.
Muha Meds.
Muha Mini.
MySpace Vape.
Naked Health.
Natty Labs.
NBA Carts.
NCI Farms.
NE Clear.
NextGeneration.
NextGen Extracts.
Nice Guys.
Night Market.
NightMarket.
Nimbus.
Nocturnal Labs.
Noise.
NorCal.
NorCal Indoor Farms.
Numinous.
Oblivion Vapor.
OC Pharm.
Off-white.
OG Bliss.
OGK.
OG Kush.
Old Crow Extracts.
Onyx.
Ooze.
Orbit Extracts.
Organa.
Organic Alchemy.
Organx.
Original Buddha Bros.
OriginaFake / OriginalFake.
Oreo Cake.
Outlaw Carts.
Ozark Mountain Oils.
Pakka Vapes.
Palmas.
Panda Pens.
Paradise Exotics.
Paradyce Extracts.
Passed Premium Clear.
PenEx (FedEx logo).
Pennybags.
Pennybeg.
Pharma Carts.
Pharmacy.
Pharm House.
PhatCloudZ - Dragon Ball Z style logo.
Phyto Supernova.
Pico - 9.
Pie Hoe.
Plan B Wellness - A licensed dispo in MI that has repeatedly sold vitamin e oil in carts from fake brands to the public. Given their willingness to sell fakes and poison their customers, everything there should be considered dirty.
Platinum Extracts - This is a different "Platinum" than the licensed but shady and heavily counterfeited brand from MI. Uses a different logo and makes no attempt to look legit.
Platinum Vapes - they are licensed in many states. Recently their MI branch released some carts with oil that was dyed pink, to benefit the Susan G Komen foundation, a scam "charity" that pays 85% of its received donations to its executives and uses the rest to "raise awareness" of breast cancer by suing actual breast cancer researchers and treatment centers for daring to use the color pink. Shady "non-profits" aside, none of the things in cannabis that give it its color are oil soluble, for example the pink in pink strains is water soluble, and none of these natural pigments can dissolve in oil or be extracted with distillate, which means they used an oil soluble dye to color their oil, in order to funnel profit to ghouls. If they are willing to dye their oil, who knows what other crap that isn't tested for they are willing to put in there.
Plug Stop.
PlugStop.
PMO.
P.O.D.
Pokecarts.
Polar.
Pop Carts.
Potency on Demand.
Powerlab Extracts.
Pranks.
Precious Extracts.
Premier Vape.
Premium.
Premium Terp Boss.
Premo.
Prestige Extracts.
Primacan.
Primal / Primal Extracts / Primal Extraction LA - this is different from Primal Cannabis, an MMJ producer in OK.
Prime Carts.
Primo.
Promoco DC.
ProPen.
Puffys.
Puff Puff Pass.
Puff Puff Pen.
PureBurns.
Pure Drip.
Pure Gold.
Pure Milligrams.
Pure Nectar.
Pure Oil.
Pure Organics.
Pure Organix.
Pure Star.
PureStar.
PurpleFyre.
P.U.S.H - Push (Puff Until Something Happens).
Pussy Pod.
®.
R.
Rain City Extracts.
RainCity Extracts.
Rare Carts.
Raw.
Razzle Dazzle Clear - Their producer, Dr. Zodiak used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license.
Red Tip Dabbin.
Reef.
Refine RX.
Reserve.
Revenge.
Revenge Sauce.
R Genetics.
Rhino.
Rhino Meds.
Ripndip.
Ritual.
Rockin Extracts - Rockband logo.
Rockstar Genetics.
Rocky Mountain Gold.
Roils Royce.
Rolling Stoned.
Ronin Vapes.
Royal.
Royal Extracts.
Royal Family - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
Royal Highness. They started on the black market, then got licensed in MI... then sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Royal Ohana Estates.
R Star.
Runtz.
Samadi.
Sauce.
Sauced.
Sauce Pen.
Saucey Carts.
Savage. Makers of Savage Sticks - They started on the black market, then got licensed in MI... then sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Schlarbs Connected.
Science Lab.
ScienceLab.
Sci Extracts.
Scorpion Venom.
Screw Carts
Sea Weed Co.
Secret Sauce.
Send It.
Shamrock Cannabis.
Shatter Gold.
Shell (Gas Stations).
Sherbinks.
Shipwreck Extracts.
Shlarb.
Silence of the Lambs.
Silverback Clears.
Simple Rick.
Simply Faided.
Sirius Vape.
Sisu Extracts.
SizzleStix.
Sky High Originals.
Sky High.
Sky Sticks.
Skywalker.
Slab Ninja.
Slabway Extracts.
Slime.
Smackabis.
SmartCart.
Smash Carts. (Super Smash Bros Logo)
Smoked Honey.
Smokin Clear.
Smorz.
SoCal.
SoCal Sauce.
Social.
SodaStix.
So High Extracts.
SoKind.
South Carts.
Southland.
South West Amber.
Sovrin.
Space Ape.
Space Vape.
Springfield Farms.
Squish Extracts.
SQRL - A battery brand, some fake pods have been branded with their name/logo.
Stack N Trees.
Staked Extracts.
Standard Oil.
Stan Peterman.
Star Carts.
Starlight Vapes.
Starman Farms.
St☆rman Farms.
Stellar.
Stick Vapes. (Not the same as Stick E. Vapes)
STL.
STNDRD.
Stoned Age.
Stoney Patch.
Stoned Sage.
Stoopid.
Str8 🔥.
Str8 Fire.
Strictly Medicated.
Suicide Girls.
Sumer Select.
Sun Valley Caregivers - Licensed rec store in CA that has been busted multiple times selling illegal fakes.
Super Chill.
Super G.
Superior.
Super Loud Labs.
Super Pen.
Supernova Sticks.
Supherb.
Supply Cannabis Oil.
Supreme.
Supreme Cartel - and any other variation of "Supreme".
SweetCarts.
Sweet Dreams.
SweetExtracts.
Sweet Leaf Concentrates.
Takeout White Label.
Tank Kings.
TapN.
Tarantula.
Tastebud DC.
Tasty.
Tegridy Farms.
Terp Boss.
Terpen.
Terpicana.
Terp Tanks.
Terpstar.
THClear.
thc-buds-and-carts-shop.
THC Doctor.
Thchome420
The Clarity.
The Clear.
The Dabbin Cabin.
The Duke.
The Foggy Forest.
The Gas Gang.
The Green Box.
The Highest Craft.
The King of Dank.
The Original California Honey.
The Pure.
The Secret Sauce.
The Vault.
Tiki Carts.
Tiki Tiki.
TKO - there used to be a legit TKO, but they only ever made .5g disposables, and now they have stopped making carts at all. Any TKO cart you see is a fake.
ToGo.
Tokemon.
Toko.
Tonix Concentrates.
Top Shelf Extracts.
To the Moon.
Trap.
Trap Chemist.
Trappers Choice.
Trap House.
Tree Sap Extracts.
Trees - by Kushie.
Trilly Wonka.
Triple X Xtract.
Triple XXX Xtract.
Trippy Extracts.
Trio.
Trix.
Tru Clear.
TRUDOSE.
True - They are licensed in MI... but they've sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Truly.
Truth Cartridges.
Tuff Weed Co.
UFO Extracts.
Uncharted Exotics.
Unhappy.
Unique Puffs.
Unreal Vapes.
Uplifted.
Uptown Canna Co.
Valley Clear.
Vape God.
Vape Masters.
Vapen.
Varavo.
Venom Vapes. (Different from Venom Extracts AZ)
Vibe.
Vibe Extracts.
Vibe Tank.
VIP.
Virtuous Meds.
Viscous.
Viscous Life.
Vitamin Vapes.
Vulture Bros.
VVS.
Wafers.
Waky Willy.
Wanted Extracts.
Warrior Weed Co.
Water Clear.
Watermelon.
Water Tech.
Watertech.
Weed for Warriors.
West Coast Cure. - BM brand that is currently using a common scam involving distribution licensing to sell untested carts to legit dispos in CA.
West Coast Extracts (Emerald, Diamond, Platinum).
West Coast Gold.
West Coast Honey.
West Coast Vape Co.
Whackd Carts.
White Runtz.
Whitey Walkers.
Winberry Farms - they are licensed in OR and CA, but they use the dangerous cut phytol in their carts, which is not tested for in either state. Consider their products dirty, even if licensed and accompanied by a seemingly clean lab test.
WiserBud.
Wise Extracts.
Wolf Pack.
Wonka Oil.
Wrck.
Wunderland.
Xotic.
Xtracts.
XXX.
Xxxtentacion.
Yin & Yang.
yppahnu.
Yolo.
Zelda Carts.
Zen (Cartoon Buddha logo, there is a legal Zen processor in OR w/o cartoons).
Zeuez.
Latest Update: 7.11.2020
If your legit, state-licensed brand is listed here in error, please contact me with your valid and current license number and associated info for verification to get it removed.
user reports: 1: It's targeted harassment at someone else 1: Got a source for most of these?
lol. "won't someone think of the poor fake cart sellers‽" Yes, there is a source - the official state registries of licensed brands. If a cart brand isn't licensed, they are fake, and they get on the list.
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My New Love! 2002 Supercharged 4x4 w/Automatic Trans

-Purchased w/ 185k for too much lol!
-prev owner had new leaf springs put on and timing belt changed
- radiator, thermostat and waterpump recently changed
-currently working with P0237 K/S code no CEL ( thinking I might need to replace KS or do the relocation mod)
-Also Midas just quoted me over 1k to replace the H and L pressure lines due to a “leak” And I am a total Noob w/ the A/C system although I did test the thermistor, made sure the clutch was engaging, checked blower motor, changed cabin filters, etc
...thinking of ordering an AC repair kit and getting a mobile mechanic out to fix it sense I don’t have a tank to capture the freon if I evacuate the system

wish me luck😂
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Mega theory based off THE DEVICE event.

Hello! Today was finally the day that we saw Midas bring his doomsday device to life and flood the map! This event wasn’t my favorite, however, I believe its one of the most lore intensive events we’ve ever had. So i’d like to go over what I believe this event was about.
First off there are just a few key elements I need to point out, all regarding the office scenes in this event.
• “Dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2 please”
• “Must be connected to the loop, but theres no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way”
• “And that worked? How long do you think it will hold?”
First off lets look at the first quote. After some research I’ve learned that a Resonance Actuator is a form of motor. Jonesy telling Janice to dial it up to 7.2 may have been him trying to stop Midas’ device from damaging space and time as the 7 did previously.
My thoughts are that agent “John Jones” or Jonesy. Is part of a secret organization that is linked to The Seven. This may be the same organization that dug up the vault in season 9.
What brings me to believe this is our second quote where we hear jonesy talking about “the loop” and how “we” could have predicted it.
If you remember back in season X. The Visitor had some interesting information in the tapes he left behind for us to find. The only part that truly matters in this theory is from Tape #3, the one from gotham city. In that recording we hear the Visitor say:
• “When I hear this, will it help me remember? Or once looped will I be just as muted as the others?”
We also hear about the loop more in tapes 4 and 5.
This quote immediately came to mind when Jonesy mentioned the loop.
If The Seven know something about the loop, or being looped. How does Jonesy know about this as well? Is he one of The Seven? Or Is he an agent working for The Seven?
Well I believe he is an agent working for The Seven because we see other people in the hallway with him, the woman named Janice, as well as a few other unnamed people.
Lastly lets talk about the final quote.
“And that worked? How long do you think it will hold?”
Jonesy is talking to an unknown person on the phone and whoever it is appears to have repaired something.
My thoughts here are that Midas’s Device began to have a similar affect to the Zero Point in Season X. Thats why people screens began to glitch and go static between each jonesy scene. We know that he was talking about Midas as well because in the first scene we hear jonesy say “Its not just a storm?” So he was clearly talking about the storm that Midas created.
This person that Jonesy is talking to may have been one of The Seven. And they were telling him that this inter-dimensional portal that midas began accidentally opening was repaired. And that may also be linked to him telling Janice to “dial up the resonance actuator”
Lastly i’d like to theorize a little on where we may have been in those scenes. I have only two guesses. The first, and less real sounding one, is that we may have been in the same between-dimensions area we saw in the Season X trailer.
The second and more probable idea is that the scenes took place inside the * * REDACTED * * bunker in the mountains. This would make sense because if these people do work for The Seven, they wouldn’t want to be found, or attacked, in any way.
This event gave us so much new lore. I may be horribly wrong with my theory. But it’s always fun to try and work out what is happening.
So thats my theory! Let me know what you think of my theory in the comments. And feel free to share your own theories as well! I’ll be happy to read what everyone thought!
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Twelve Days of Pre-Recession GM Christmas: Saturn's Red Line

What do you mean 'Pre-Recession'?
After the year 2000, but before the economic recession of 2008, GM was making some weird cars. Retro styled cars, cars with high performance trims (for seemingly no reason), cars with LS motors mounted sideways, and of course, Saabs.
Why these cars came about is complex. If somebody is willing to offer a theory, I'm all ears. However, I'm not here to explore the roots of this issue, only what fruit it ended up bearing. While many of these cars may have continued production after the recession of 2008-2010, most if not all were born of the white heat of stupidity that lost GM $82 billion before this time. I say stupidity of course, because most of the following vehicles I would like to own one day.
Saturn's 'Red Line'
Saturn lived fast and died young, having only made cars for twenty years. Set up to compete with the flood of small, superior Japanese cars entering the U.S. market, they made small, inferior American cars. A few of these vehicles managed to claw their way out of obscurity via forced induction, or because they made you think, "Why?".
"Red Line" was like Saturn's BMW 'M'. Knowing what Saturn was, you can kind of string together what that really meant. It's like a joke where the setup and the punchline are the same.
"Saturn says they're making their own version of BMW's 'M' division. Critics say they're expecting it to be like if Saturn made their own version of BMW's 'M' division."
The vehicles that received the Red Line trim were the Ion, Sky, and Vue. I'll start with the Ion.
The Saturn Ion "coupe" is a strange car to begin with, just as Saturn was a strange brand. Similar to the Mazda RX-8, it has an extra set of miniature doors to accommodate the rear passengers. GM called this a, "quad coupe"
Inside of every Ion, you got a gauge cluster mounted in the middle. I cannot find any literature as to why this was done. Saturn's motto at the time was "It's different in a Saturn", but Saturn also had seven different mottos. If you read them in chronological order, it sounds like somebody slowly succumbing to a mental illness.
A Different Kind Of Car Company (1990-1994) A Different Kind Of Company, A Different Kind Of Car (1994-2002) It's Different In A Saturn (2002-2004) People First (2004-2006) Like Always. Like Never Before. (2006-2007) Rethink American (2007) Rethink (2008-2010)
The Ion Red Line was the first home of the LSJ, the engine found in the Cobalt SS Supercharged. 205 horsepower was standard, as well as 200 lb/ft of torque. This engine could receive the same power upgrades the Cobalt SS got, so in theory you could have a 260hp, 8000 RPM Saturn Ion. Transmitting power to the front wheels was a five-speed manual transmission, and an LSD was optional.
Really, this car was the predecessor to the much more popular and common Cobalt SS. So how is it different? Which one is better?
I read many forum's circa 2005 of people arguing about which one is superior. What did I learn? I learned I should just buy a used Camaro Z28. Thanks!
What is it about forums that attracts the most unhelpful people? By the bottom of the thread, the discussion had changed to which of the two cars (the Redline or Cobalt SS) looked more like the Scion TC.
The only real difference when they were manufactured was the layout. The Cobalt SS could only be had in a coupe (at the time), while the Saturn was the funny little four door. There are differences today, though.
Shopping for a Cobalt SS is sort of difficult, because they made three different versions. Shopping for a used Ion Redline is pretty easy on the other hand. There's only one to look for.
They are not super common, however they are all under $5k. All of them. I usually would say I found a real sterile example, but I didn't. They're like the forgotten performance car. Nobody cares about them.
That's a shame, because I think It looks just as good or better than the Cobalt SS. It could also be had with a big wing (like the Cobalt). If I had to pick between the two? I'd take the Ion.
One of the other cars to receive the Red Line treatment was the Vue.
The Saturn Vue was built on the same basic platform as the Chevy Equinox, and Pontiac Torrent. Although the Vue was the only vehicle on this platform to have a 'performance' trim, it was not actually the most powerful.
The interesting part of the Vue Red Line is its engine, a Honda J35 that General Motors referred to as the "L66". It's the same basic engine available in the Odyssey and Pilot of the same era. Unlike other Red Line models, this engine was also available in other trims of the vehicle. This means the Vue Red Line is not any faster than its lower priced counterparts. The Red Line trim consisted of lowered, 'sportier' suspension, a body kit, some interior tweaks, and a nicer stereo. Yeah, I guess what "Red Line' actually meant when downhill pretty quickly.
They also made a Red Line version of the next generation Vue, which only stuck around for two years. It looks even more boring than the first generation, so I'm just gonna act like it doesn't exist. Frankly, I don't think anybody reading this is gonna be upset about it.
The final car to receive the Red Line treatment was the Sky.
I always liked the Saturn Sky. It reminds me of Chrysler's ME412 concept car, which 12 year old me was enamored by. I remember asking my dad if he knew what the ME412 was, him saying no, and then I ran over to the computer, closed out of Insane Aquarium, and printed out a picture for him. The Sky was actually designed by Tesla's current design chief.
The Sky was a re-bodied Pontiac Solstice. It got the same drivetrain options, but no coupe version (a shame if you ask me). The standard engine was the 2.4 liter, 177 horsepower Ecotec. The Red Line got a jump of nearly one hundred horsepower, to 260. It had the same motor as the Cobalt SS Turbocharged, the LNF. Available from the dealership was a turbo upgrade kit, which gave you an extra 30 horsepower. At nearly 300 horsepower, the Sky Red Line with the upgrade kit could allegedly touch 0-60 in close to five seconds.
It was available with both manual, and automatic transmissions (power outputs remained the same for either option). Interestingly, it was rear-wheel-drive, and an LSD could be had between those rear wheels.
Despite this, reviews at the time were not very positive. They basically said it was like a shittier, faster Miata, and the top sucked. Pretty much just a worse Solstice.
All of this being said, I was pretty set to tell you all to go out and buy one of these cars. Why not! They all gotta be around five grand now. Right?"
Haha, Right?
This car suffers from the same boomer car collector mentality the Corvette does, which honestly I feel dumb for not expecting. You know how before I couldn't find any nice Ion Red Lines? It's hard not to find nice Sky Red Lines. They are all overpriced.
I know what you're thinking right now. Oh, you're just talking this up! There's a few with like ten thousand miles on them, and they're like ten grand or something!
This example only has six hundred miles on it. That's sixty miles a year.
I can list more examples, but you can look for yourself. The cheapest one I found was $6k, and it's a total piece.
The most expensive one I found was thirty-two... thousand... dollars.
Saturn. More than you can afford, pal.
I have saved images of this post on Imgur for posterity. There is some strange shit going on with the owner though (seriously), I do not recommend you call him.
Happy Holidays, see you tomorrow.
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Fake Brands to Avoid

These brands are all exclusively fake. Either they were invented by Chinese box and cart makers for black market sellers in the USA to fill themselves, or they are untested brands that operate exclusively in unregulated markets. Either way, they can contain anything, are often of very low quality even when they are not outright dangerous, and should be avoided. These are the brands people are finding synths in, and pesticides, and dangerous cuts.
This are not the only fakes. While the list is being updated constantly, so too are new fake brands being made. Just because a brand isn't on here, doesn't mean it's not fake. Sometimes, a brand can be legit but there will be counterfeits being sold on the black market - some commonly counterfeited brands are listed here. If you have encountered a brand that isn't on the fake list, or is on the counterfeit list, and are unsure if its real or not, go through this handy guide on IDing legit carts to determine if its real or fake.
The list (hit ctrl+f to search)
@apolloextracts.
@bsc.extracts.
@BTY.EXTRACTS.
@Cartbusta - tests some fake brands as dirty... then uses that to promote other (just as dirty) fakes.
@Cravemeds - you might be surprised to learn the green liquid he sells is just PEG, food color, and synths, and not pure THC, like he claims.
@forya_vc
@gold_baby_carti.
@gunsmokela.
@jayyparadise.
@nocturnal_labs.
@theblacklistxyz - promotes fake brands with fraudulent lab tests.
®.
$auce.
$ Carts.
101 Octane.
1Match.
2020 Vape.
22k.
23.
24 Karat Labs.
24K Gold.
24K Solutions.
2K.I.N.D.
2WNTY3.
31 Carts.
31 Flavors.
710 Monster.
805 Oilers.
91 Supreme.
Ace of Spades.
Activated.
Adma Extracts.
Ambient Carts.
Amnesia Concentrates.
Anesthesia Farms/Aenesthesia Farms
AP.
Apotheca.
Alchemist's Gold.
Alchemy Extracts.
Alien Blaze.
Alien RX.
Alien Slime.
ALIENSX.
All American Bakery.
All In Extracts.
Alpha.
Alphacarts.
Alternative Pharms
Altitude.
Amber Gold Xtracts.
Amerijuana.
Animal Cookies.
Antidote.
AP carts.
Apollo Extracts.
Apple Dabs.
Area 71.
Astro Bar.
Astro Extracts.
Atomic.
Aunt Jemima.
Aurora Gold.
Avalanch.
Avion.
Axe.
Baked Bar.
Balla Berries.
Bananas and Blow.
Bang.
Bankroll.
Banks/Bank$.
BankVapes
Banzai.
Bare Cali.
Bare Woods.
BareWoods.
Barts Carts.
Basix.
Baskin Robins.
Bathing Vape.
BBQ Sauce Carts.
B.B Simon.
BB Simon.
BCC Collective.
BC Vapes.
Beantown Buds.
Beantown Budz.
Bear Necessity Extracts.
Bell Ringer.
Bert's Trees.
Better Than Yours.
Bhossy.
Big Bang.
Big Chief - name/logo stolen from a tobacco company in the movie "the Sandlot". They link to seemingly clean labs, but the lab itself disavows them and warns the results and BC aren't legit.
Big Chief N.
Big Daddy.
Big Daddy's.
Big Gas.
Big Slick.
Big Smokey Farms.
Billionaire Cart.
Black Diamond.
Black Falls.
Black Gold.
Black Label.
Black Label Group.
BLVCK MARKET710.
Blew.
BloodMoon.
Blowout 420.
Blue Diamond.
Bonfire.
Boomba Labs - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
Bloc Star.
BLVCK.
Blvck 710.
BLVCK MARKET 710.
Bombshell.
Bomb Squad Extracts.
Boomba Labs.
Boom Carts.
Boom Extracts.
Boom Xtracts.
Botanicals Inc.
Botanist Extracts.
BMWO.
Brass Knuckles - Used to be a legit but often counterfeited brand, but is not longer in operation.
Breaking Dab.
Breaking Green.
Brick House Distillery.
BSC Extracts.
BT Weekly - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
BTY.
BTY.EXTRACTS.
Bud Bros - unrelated to the legit Bud Bros dispo in OR, this cart uses the Mario Bros font.
BuddiesCanada.ca
BuddahBear.
Buddah.
Buddhas Hand.
Bulletproof.
Bunji.
Burst.
BuyMyWeedOnline.
C21.
Cali Blaise.
Cali Carts.
Cali Clear.
Cali Clear Kings.
Cali Connects.
Cali Curative.
CaliCurative.
Cali Doughboys.
California Canna.
California Confidential / Cali Confidential.
California Fire.
California Gold Standard.
California Honey.
California Honey Cartridge.
Cali Gas.
Cali Gold.
Cali Grown.
Cali Grown Exotics.
Cali Naturals.
Cali Piff.
Cali Platinum Extracts.
Cali Plug.
Cali Pure.
Cali RX.
Cali's Finest.
Cali Vybes.
Calyx Botanicals.
Candy Cane.
Candy Carts.
Cannas.
Cannabis Oil Supply.
Cannables.
Canna Bliss. (there is also a legit dispo/producer in OR with this name but diff logo, look for lab/licensing on cart)
Canna Clear.
CannaClear - A black market cart brand selling supposed marijuana extract illegally. Recently started also selling sketchy synthesized d8 without any safety testing on the open market.
Canna Crude.
Canna Fame.
CannaHome.
Cannawoods - Backwoods cigar logo.
Cart.
Carte Blanche.
Cartel Carts.
Cartel Gold.
Cartel Oil.
Cartel Quality.
Cart-Toons.
Carti Cartel.
Cartnite.
Cart Pharmz.
Cash Carts.
CC.
Celio.
Cereal Carts.
Certified Loud.
Champion.
Chapo Kingdom.
Cheech’s Private Stash.
Choice.
Choices.
Chronic Carts.
Chronopoly.
Chuckle.
CG Premium Extracts.
Cielo.
Clean Carts. - Yeah, that's right, some fake cart maker copied the name of this sub to try and trick people.
Clear Chronic.
Clear Kings.
Clear Live.
Clear Meds.
Clear Skys.
Cloudπ.
Cloudii.
Clout Amsterdam.
CLSC.
CLR Magnum.
Cluub Extracts.
Coastal.
Coastal Carts.
Coastal Hitz.
Cobra Carts.
Cobra Extracts.
Coco Chanel.
Coco Puff.
Coco Puffs.
CO Dude Labs.
Colors.
Complex.
Conect Extracts (sic).
Connected Cannabis.
Connoisseur Concentrates. ( CC logo )
Conscious Extracts.
Cookies High Flyers - While Cookies is a legit brand (but often counterfeited), they do not make a variety branded as High Flyers.
Cool Pen.
Copper State.
Cosmic Concentrates.
Costa Canna.
Cove Extracts.
Crack Carts.
Craft BC.
Crafted Carts.
Crave.
Crave Meds.
Crazy Glue.
Crazy J.
Crescent City Carts.
Crybaby.
Crystal Clear.
Culture Carts.
Cure.
CUREpen.
Custom Carts.
Dabbin.
Dabbing Aways.
Dab Nap.
Da Bomb.
Dabout (uses tapout logo).
Dabulous.
Dabwoods (backwood cigar logo).
Dank.
Dank Czar.
Dank Dabs.
Dank Elites.
Dank Juice.
Danks.
Dank Sauce.
Dank Vapers.
Dank Vapes.
DankWoods.
Dapper Dabs.
Dark Cart.
Dark Hawk Genetics.
Day_by_Day11.
Dazed Extracts.
DC Dabbers.
Deathhead Moths.
Deep Woods.
Delta.
Demeter's Gardens.
Denk Farms.
Detroit Natural Selections - A licensed dispo in MI that has repeatedly sold vitamin e oil in carts from fake brands to the public. Given their willingness to sell fakes and poison their customers, everything there should be considered dirty.
Diamond and Co.
Diamond Boys Extracts.
Diamond Concentrates.
Diamond Extracts.
Diamond OG.
Diamond Remedy.
Diamond Stix.
Diamond Supply.
Dickpunch.
Dirty South.
District FLower & Vape Co.
Dogtown Distillate.
Dolce & Gabana.
Dope.
Dope Doctor.
Dope Sticks.
Dope Xtracts.
DŌSD Sauce Carts - DŌSD is an edibles brand in CO, they do not make carts. All DŌSD carts are fake.
Dr. Duckie's Vapes.
Drip - This is a different brand, with a different logo, from the licensed Drip brand in MA. That company uses a logo with a drop dripping down forming the "i" in the logo, while the fake drip brand does not.
Drip Carts.
Drip THC.
Drippy Carts.
Dr. Zodiak - used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license. This includes their brands like Lynnwood Lemonade Clear, Frosty's Snowcone Clear, Silverback Clear and Razzle Dazzle Clear.
D.S.E.
Durban Extracts.
Durgstoreonline.com - (sic).
Dyme - they are licensed in OR and CA, but they use the dangerous cut phytol in their carts, which is not tested for in either state. Consider their products dirty, even if licensed and accompanied by a seemingly clean lab test.
Dynapuff.
East Coast Cartridges.
East Coast Clear.
East Side Extracts.
E.D.S - Exclusive Delivery Services.
E Glü.
El Chapo THC.
Elements - CA MOM.
Elevated.
El Gallo.
Elite Extracts.
Elite Vapes.
El Jefe.
Emerald Extracts - there is a fake cart brand operating using the same name (but different logo) as the legit processors with that name in OR, WI, and CA.
Empire State Vape.
Empress Vapes.
Energy.
Enjoy Oil.
Eureka Clear.
Everest Authentic.
Exclusive Extracts.
Exile Cannabis.
exo.
Exotic/Exotiq.
Exotics710.
Exotixx.
Exquisite.
Faded.
Faded Extracts.
Fake Flavorz.
Fat Cat Extracts.
Fat Dabs.
Fat Donald's.
Filthy.
Filthy Laboratory.
Fiori.
Fire Extracts.
Fire Gas.
Fire Tanks.
Fire Woods.
First Class Canna.
First Class Organics.
Fiyaman.
Flavors.
Flavorz.
FlavRx.
Flight Stix.
Florida Boy Magic.
Flor Pure Flower - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
Flume.
Flume Extractions.
Flying Sauces.
Fortnite.
Fountain.
FRDM.
Free Cannabis Co.
Free The Leaf.
Fresh Organix.
Friendly Pharma.
From Mad to the Moon.
Frosted Science.
Frosty's Snowcone Clear - Their producer, Dr. Zodiak used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license.
FRSH.
Fuego.
Fuel - They are licensed in MI... but they've sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Full Spec.
Fuma.
Future.
Fyre Bar.
Fyre Pen.
G14 Clear Extracts.
Gaia Botanics - Sells unlicensed CBD products on the clearnet, and fake THC carts on the darknet.
Galaxy Water Clear.
Garbage Carts.
Gary Payton - no national league athletes license their likeness to MJ companies, guys, that would violate their contracts.
Gas Gang.
Gas Hits.
Gas Tanks.
GB Extracts - Sells unlicensed CBD products on the clearnet, and fake THC carts on the darknet.
Gen X.
Get Smoked.
Gello Gelato.
GG Distillates.
Ghost.
Ginger Dank.
Gld Pusher.
Glee.
Glo.
Global Refinery.
God's Shatter.
Go Hard.
Goat Extracts.
Gooeyville.
Golani Carts.
Gold.
Gold Coast Carts.
Gold Coast Clear.
Gold Crown.
Gold Label.
Gold Leaf.
Gold Leaf Standard.
Goldmine.
Gold Pens.
Gold Pusher.
Gold Rush.
Golden Fox.
Golden Gorilla.
Golden Grams.
Golden State Farms.
Golden Skunk Extraction Co (pepe lepu logo).
Golden Ticket.
Gold Gasheous.
Good Bags.
Good Fellas.
Good Extractions.
Gooeyman.
Gorilla.
Gorilla G.
Go To Bed.
Got Sours.
Goyard.
Gram.
Green Box.
Green Extract.
Green Truck.
Green Piece.
Greenway.
Green Widow.
Grey Area.
Grizzly Herb.
Groovey Hybrid.
Grown Good.
Gruntz.
gtonery2004.
Gucci.
H⚡per.
Haf.
Halo.
Happy.
Happy Hippy.
Happy Sticks.
Hash Artist Farms.
Hashtag Honey.
Havana Honeys.
Havana Honey Gold.
HCP - aka HPC, Honey Comb Pens.
Heef.
Hello Buddha.
Herb Pharmacy.
Hi Fly.
High Extracts.
High Grade Aid.
High Grade Extracts.
High Life - This is a different brand than "High Life Farms" which is licensed in MI.
High Logic.
Highly Crafted.
High Note Extracts.
High Rez.
High Rocket.
High Sierra Extracts
High Society.
High Tech Carts.
Higher Power.
Higher Vibrations.
High Voltage Extracts.
HiiEffect.
HiTech
Hi Tech.
Honey Gold 999.
Honey Leaf Extracts.
Honey Wax.
Hop Hop Carts.
High Flyers.
High Note.
Himalayan Highs.
Hippy Treats.
Hitone.
Hive Extracts.
HOG.
Hollow Tips.
Honey. (BM CA brand that used temp distribution licenses for a few months to sell their unlicensed carts to rec dispos before being busted by BCC)
Honeycomb Clear.
Honey Drips.
Honey House.
Honey Nut Pumps.
Honeypot Concentrates.
Honey Pot.
HoneySticks.
Honey Sticks.
Honey Wax.
Hookahzz.
Hootie.
Houston Oils.
Humboldt OG.
Hyper.
iCart.
Ice Green Boyz / Ice Green Boys.
IceKream.
Icon Extracts.
Illuminati.
Immaculate Extracts.
Imperial Extracts.
Infinite Extracts.
Inked Extracts.
Innocent.
Interrex.
Ion.
Irresistible Medicinals.
Ish.
Island Extracts.
It' Z-It.
It Zit.
Jackpot.
Jeff's Sessions.
Jelly Wizard.
Jerry's Carts.
Jewel 719 Pods.
JK Dabs.
Joe Exotic Carts - filled with tiger piss and golden ball nuggets.
Jimmy Karts.
John D Gold.
Joi.
JoiPods.
Joke's Up.
Joystick Vape Co.
J-Packs.
Juicebox Cartel.
Juice House.
Juicyfruit.
Ju-Ju.
Jungle Boys Extracts.
Jupiter.
Jupiter ().
Just Grindin.
k.
Kali Extracts.
Kali Fyre.
Kancha Life.
Kanha Wind.
Kaws.
Kaws OG Drank.
Kayavax.
Khid Carts.
Killa Gramz.
Kilo Extracts.
Kind Bud Supply.
Kind Pens.
Kind Selections.
King Cobra.
Kings Klear.
King Tut.
K.I.N.D.
King Louis XIII.
King Midas.
King Tuts Shatter.
Kings Kush.
Kite.
Kivva.
Klar.
Klar - 2.
Knockout Vapes.
Kobe - No, the ghost of Kobe Bryant didn't start making carts.
Kool-Aid.
Kr8zy.
Krazy.
Kr8zy Extract.
Krazy Extract.
Kr8zy Glue.
Krazy Glue.
KRT.
Krush.
Kush Cloud Vapes.
Kushie.
Kushie Gold.
Kusher Treats.
Kush Kingdom.
Kush Rush.
Kush Rush Exotics.
Kushy.
LA Danks.
LA Kingpins.
Laughing Buddha.
Left Coast Carts - See below.
Left Coast Extracts. - Currently in the process of going legit, but the fakes still outnumber the licensed versions. They only have a medical mj producers license (CDPH-10003930), so be sure you get them from a dispensary that is licensed for medical (they can still sell to rec customers if they've also a rec license), and verify the license and test on the cart with the state and lab, to ensure you aren't getting one of the fakes.
Levitate.
Lightning.
Lifeline.
Lifted Extracts.
Lifted Xtracts.
Lil Pump.
Lions Breath.
Liquid Extracts.
Liquid Gold.
Liquid Honey.
Lit.
Lit Labs.
Lit Stick.
Litxtracts.
Live Carts.
Live East Coast Cartridges.
Live Resin Pro.
Lonely Island.
Looney Goonz Drips.
L'Orange.
Los Angeles Bakers.
Los Angeles Exotics.
Los Angeles Harvest Club.
Los Angeles Refinery.
Loud.
Loud Cloud.
LoudCloud.
Loud LA.
Loud Sticks.
Lucid Xtracts.
Lucky 777.
Lucky Carts.
Lucky Pumps.
Lux.
Lux Lux.
Lynnwood Lemonade Clear - Their producer, Dr. Zodiak used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license.
Mac Oils.
MADA.
Mad Dog.
Mad to the Moon.
Madre.
Make America Dank Again.
Marijuana Movement.
Mario Karts.
Marlboro Carts.
Mars Barts.
Mars Carts.
Martian Meds.
Mary Jane.
Marvel Carts.
Marvel DC Carts.
Marvel vs DC.
Master Carts.
Master Chief.
Master Vapes.
Match.
Match1.
Maui Carts.
MedEx.
Medi-Cal Organics.
Megatron.
Melt Man Extracts.
Melt Your Face Extracts.
Miami Vice Carts.
Midas Gold.
Midas Well.
Midwest Extracts.
Milky Way Extracts.
Milky Way LA.
Mimosa.
Mitten Greens.
MKX.
MOM's - Mail Order Marijuana services in Canada. Yes, all of them. They are unregulated, untested, and frequently sell outright faked products.
Monopoly Carts.
Moo Sticks.
Motor City High - They are licensed in MI... but they've sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Mr. Clean Carts.
Mr. Dank.
Mr. H.
Mr. Poopy Butthole.
Mr. Whiskers.
MTV.
Muha Meds.
Muha Mini.
MySpace Vape.
Naked Health.
Natty Labs.
NBA Carts.
NCI Farms.
NE Clear.
NextGeneration.
NextGen Extracts.
Nice Guys.
Night Market.
NightMarket.
Nimbus.
Nocturnal Labs.
Noise.
NorCal.
NorCal Indoor Farms.
Numinous.
Oblivion Vapor.
OC Pharm.
Off-white.
OG Bliss.
OGK.
OGKrx
OGK RX.
OG Kush.
OG Raskal Genetics.
Oil.
Old Crow Extracts.
On Deck Extracts.
Onyx.
Ooze.
Orange Cookies.
Orbit Extracts.
Organa.
Organic Alchemy.
Organx.
Orgrown.
Original Buddha Bros.
OriginaFake / OriginalFake.
Oreo Cake.
Outlaw Carts.
Ozark Mountain Oils.
Pakka Vapes.
Palmas.
Panda Pens.
Paradise Exotics.
Paradyce Extracts.
Paramount Labs.
Passed Premium Clear.
Pegasus 420.
PenEx (FedEx logo).
Pennybags.
Pennybeg.
Pharma Carts.
Pharmacy.
Pharm House.
PhatCloudZ - Dragon Ball Z style logo.
Phyto Supernova.
Pico - 9.
Pie Hoe.
Pinॐl Pots.
Pinॐal Pots.
Pinॐul Pots.
Pin3al Pots.
Pin3ul Pots.
Pineal Pots.
Pink + Runtz.
Plan B Wellness - A licensed dispo in MI that has repeatedly sold vitamin e oil in carts from fake brands to the public. Given their willingness to sell fakes and poison their customers, everything there should be considered dirty.
Platinum Extracts - This is a different "Platinum" than the licensed but shady and heavily counterfeited brand from MI. Uses a different logo and makes no attempt to look legit.
Platinum Vapes - they are licensed in many states. Recently their MI branch released some carts with oil that was dyed pink, to benefit the Susan G Komen foundation, a scam "charity" that pays 85% of its received donations to its executives and uses the rest to "raise awareness" of breast cancer by suing actual breast cancer researchers and treatment centers for daring to use the color pink. Shady "non-profits" aside, none of the things in cannabis that give it its color are oil soluble, for example the pink in pink strains is water soluble, and none of these natural pigments can dissolve in oil or be extracted with distillate, which means they used an oil soluble dye to color their oil, in order to funnel profit to ghouls. If they are willing to dye their oil, who knows what other crap that isn't tested for they are willing to put in there.
Playa Sauce.
Plug Stop.
PlugStop.
Plume.
PMO.
P.O.D.
Pokecarts.
Polar.
Pop Carts.
Potency on Demand.
Powerlab Extracts.
Pranks.
Precious Extracts.
Premier Vape.
Premium.
Premium Terp Boss.
Premo.
Pressure.
Prestige Extracts.
Primacan.
Primal / Primal Extracts / Primal Extraction LA - this is different from Primal Cannabis, an MMJ producer in OK.
Prime Carts.
Primo.
Pristine Puff.
Promoco DC.
ProPen.
Puffys.
Puff Puff Pass.
Puff Puff Pen.
PureBurns.
Pure Drip.
Pure Gold.
Pure Milligrams.
Pure Nature.
Pure Nectar.
Pure Oil.
Pure Organics.
Pure Organix.
Pure Star.
PureStar.
PurpleFyre.
P.U.S.H - Push (Puff Until Something Happens).
Pussy Pod.
PYNTREES.
PŸNTREES.
QNTM.
Quality Kontrol.
Quality THC.
®.
R.
Rain City Extracts.
RainCity Extracts.
Rare Carts.
Raw.
Razzle Dazzle Clear - Their producer, Dr. Zodiak used to be licensed (in AZ only), but got busted with dangerous levels of pesticides and lost their license.
Red Sky.
Red Tip Dabbin.
Reef.
Refine RX.
Reserve.
Revenge.
Revenge Sauce.
R Genetics.
Rhino.
Rhino Meds.
Ripndip.
Ritual.
Rockin Extracts - Rockband logo.
Rockstar Genetics.
Rocky Mountain Gold.
Roils Royce.
Rolling Stoned.
Ronin Vapes.
Royal.
Royal Extracts.
Royal Family - made by "Bud Technology"... which is only licensed for infusions (CDPH-10003528, a type N license), and is not legally allowed to make extracts/floweetc. This means they are not subject to the proper regulations and oversight, and any non-infusion product they make should be considered suspect.
Royal Highness. They started on the black market, then got licensed in MI... then sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Royal Labs.
Royal Ohana Estates.
R Star.
Ruby.
Runtz.
Samadi.
Sauce.
Sauced.
Sauce Pen.
Saucey Carts.
Savage. Makers of Savage Sticks - They started on the black market, then got licensed in MI... then sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Schlarbs Connected.
Science Lab.
ScienceLab.
Sci Extracts.
Scorpion Venom.
Screw Carts
Sea Weed Co.
Secret Sauce.
Send It.
Shamrock Cannabis.
Shatter Gold.
Shell (Gas Stations).
Sherbinks.
Shipwreck Extracts.
Shlarb.
Silence of the Lambs.
Silverback Clears.
Simple Rick.
Simply Faided.
Sirius Vape.
SizzleStix.
Sky High Originals.
Sky High.
Sky Sticks.
Skywalker.
Slab Ninja.
Slabway Extracts.
Slime.
Smackabis.
SmartCart.
Smash Carts. (Super Smash Bros Logo)
Smoked Honey.
Smokin Clear.
Smorz.
SoCal.
SoCal Sauce.
Social.
SodaStix.
So High Extracts.
SoKind.
South Carts.
Southland.
South West Amber.
Sovrin.
Space Ape.
Space RX.
Space Vape.
Speedy Weedy.
Springfield Exotics.
Springfield Farms.
Squish Extracts.
SQRL - A battery brand, some fake pods have been branded with their name/logo.
Stack N Trees.
Staked Extracts.
Standard Oil.
Stan Peterman.
Star Carts.
Starlight Vapes.
Starman Farms.
St☆rman Farms.
Stellar.
Stick Vapes. (Not the same as Stick E. Vapes)
STL.
STNDRD.
Stoned Age.
Stoney MTN Extracts.
Stoney Patch.
Stoned Sage.
Stoopid.
Str8 🔥.
Str8 Fire.
Strictly Medicated.
Suicide Girls.
Sumer Select.
Sun Valley Caregivers - Licensed rec store in CA that has been busted multiple times selling illegal fakes.
Super Chill.
Super G.
Superior.
Super Loud Labs.
Super Pen.
Supernova Sticks.
Supply Cannabis Oil.
Supreme.
Supreme Cartel - and any other variation of "Supreme".
SweetCarts.
Sweet Dreams.
SweetExtracts.
Sweet Leaf Concentrates.
Takeout White Label.
Tank Kings.
TapN.
Tarantula.
Tastebud DC.
Tasty.
Tegridy Farms.
Terp Boss.
Terpen.
Terpicana.
Terp Tanks.
Terpstar.
THClear.
thc-buds-and-carts-shop.
THC Doctor.
Thchome420
The Clarity.
The Clear.
The Dabbin Cabin.
The Duke.
The Foggy Forest.
The Gas Gang.
The Green Box.
The Highest Craft.
The King of Dank.
The Original California Honey.
The Pure.
The Secret Sauce.
The Vault.
Tiki Carts.
Tiki Tiki.
Tiny Carts.
TKO - there used to be a legit TKO, but they only ever made .5g disposables, and now they have stopped making carts at all. Any TKO cart you see is a fake.
ToGo.
Tokemon.
Toko.
Tonix Concentrates.
Top Shelf Extracts.
Total Knockout Extract.
Total Knockout Vape.
To the Moon.
Trap.
Trap Chemist.
Trappers Choice.
Trap House.
Tree Sap Extracts.
Trees - by Kushie.
Trichome Gardens.
Trilly Wonka.
Triple X Xtract.
Triple XXX Xtract.
Trippy Extracts.
Trio.
Trix.
Tru Clear.
TRUDOSE.
True - They are licensed in MI... but they've sold crap carts massively cut with vitamin e to licensed dispos, forcing a recall. Consider all their products potentially cut/contaminated, even if it comes with licensing and seemingly real lab tests.
Truly.
Truth Cartridges.
Tuff Weed Co.
UFO Extracts.
Uncharted Exotics.
Unhappy.
Unique Puffs.
Unreal Vapes.
Uplifted.
Uptown Canna Co.
Valley Clear.
Vape - Danks.
Vape God.
Vape Masters.
Varavo.
Venom Vapes. (Different from Venom Extracts AZ)
Vibe.
Vibe Extracts.
Vibe Tank.
Vice Labs.
VIP.
Virtuous Meds.
Viscous.
Viscous Life.
Vitamin Vapes.
Voodoo Concentrates.
Vulture Bros.
VVS.
Wafers.
Waferz.
Waky Willy.
Wanted Extracts.
Warrior Weed Co.
Water Clear.
Watermelon.
Water Tech.
Watertech.
Wave Extracts.
Weed for Warriors.
West Coast Connect.
West Coast Cure.
West Coast Diamonds.
West Coast Extracts (Emerald, Diamond, Platinum).
West Coast Gold.
West Coast Honey.
West Coast Vape Co.
Whackd Carts.
White Runtz.
White Runtz OG.
Whitey Walkers.
Winberry Farms - they are licensed in OR and CA, but they use the dangerous cut phytol in their carts, which is not tested for in either state. Consider their products dirty, even if licensed and accompanied by a seemingly clean lab test.
Windy City Carts - not affiliated with the Windy City dispo.
WiserBud.
Wiser Bud.
Wise Extracts.
Wolf Pack.
Wonka Oil.
Wrck.
Wunderland.
Xotic.
Xtracts.
XXX.
Xxxtentacion.
Yin & Yang.
Yo Life Up.
Yolo.
Your Elements - CA MOM.
yppahnu.
Zanja Vape.
Zelda Carts.
Zen (Cartoon Buddha logo, there is a legal Zen processor in OR w/o cartoons).
Zeuez.
Zofo.
Latest Update: 11.6.2020
If your legit, state-licensed brand is listed here in error, please contact me with your valid and current license number and associated info for verification to get it removed.
user reports: 1: It's targeted harassment at someone else 1: Got a source for most of these?
lol. "won't someone think of the poor fake cart sellers‽" Yes, there is a source - the official state registries of licensed brands. If a cart brand isn't licensed, they are fake, and they get on the list.
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